We're in a fight...

Blog no more....

2009-04-01T22:27:00.003-04:00

I'm taking this opportunity to announce that I will no longer be blogging. Me and the blog had some good times...but then we drifted apart. It happens sometimes in relationships....things are going well...you write about Britney Spears and run fantasy leagues for The Donald Trump show...maybe you even host a trivia game or 2. But then you stop communicating, Britney stops doing crazy jacked up stuff and yahoo! games discontinues the online game you hosted "The App-REESE-tice" with....it's sad really. What was once a beautiful relationship, the model of communication and stability...is now just a memory. You realize all along the whole thing was a sham because you don't talk anymore, you don't post. You'd rather "tweet" and play on facebook. Life is changing, for both of you...and it's time to cut ties.

Farewell, We're in a fight...you will be missed.

april fools!!!

(*please note: I'm currently looking to host a different blog on a different url. if you're a fan of the "we're in a fight," then i implore all 2 of you to remain patient and we will meet again!)

Sunshine...lollipops...and a Big Box of Awesome!

2008-12-10T23:05:00.004-05:00

I heard about a contest that a "not famous blogger" is sponsoring...and I got curious. Here's the premise...remember the "grab bags?" They were generally brown, paper bags with some mystery gift inside. Drewbie's gonna give away a grab BOX. A grab Box of Awesome!! When I heard this I immediately had memories of picking up the bags...weighing them...holding them...trying to see which one would have the best mystery prize. I ended up with more roach clips than you can imagine...I don't think the lady that was selling them knew what they were. We wore them in our hair like Mr. T...but that's a story for another day. Back to the Box of Awesome!! So, I said to myself..."self, you MUST know what's inside!! You can't wait to see who wins it and what will be revealed!! Go then, and seek your plentiful fortune!!" (I live alone and sometimes, after 2 nights of the intrusion alarm going off...at 2 am...waking you from a blissful necessary sleep...sometimes talking to yourself is ok. Don't judge me!!)

So, I took my own advice...and thanked goodness the gas prices are so low right now. I hopped in Diego and we took a road trip north. We saw several things, at very high speeds, because I had to get back here and write this post. I would have taken pictures...but seriously...I drove fast. So, using my excellent sleuthing skills, I tracked down the Legendary Box of Awesome.

My friends, it was amazing. You wouldn't believe the joy it will bring some lucky winner! Not kidding...you know how in Indiana Jones, when they open the Lost Ark...and it's all glowy...and then melts everyone's faces off? It was like that...sans the melting faces. Man, if that happened...Drewbie and I would be in a F. I. G. H. T. I spend way too much money on my makeup to not be able to use it! So anyway, (can you tell I haven't slept in almost 48 hours? A good Doctor I would not make) I opened the box and this is what I found...

CAN YOU STAND IT??? IT'S A COLLAPSIBLE FLYER!!! WITH A POUCH!!!! And that's only ONE of the fantastic treasures within the Legendary Box of Awesome!!!

I could barely contain my excitement, and I know you wouldn't have been able to either!! So as I was screeching with glee...I was confronted by two feline critters. They were all "what are you doing here?" And I was all "I'm looking in the box!! Do you mind?" And they were all "Uh, ya...we DO!! We're the Sacred Guardian's of the Legendary Box of Awesome and while we are stunned and jealous of your excellent sleuthing skills...we have mad cage fighting skills...mostly because we have claws. So lady, if you don't step off...we're gonna have to take you down." I concurred that they had the advantage...and the claws...come on people...we already talked about the makeup thing...it wouldn't have been alright with me. And I heard them exclaim...as Diego and I drove out of sight..."Yeah, you better run...recognize! Oh! And tell your friends to enter the contest to WIN the Box of Awesome at The Benspark...or else!"

Win a Bathtub Full of Cereal!

2008-11-16T23:51:00.007-05:00

It's magically delicious...AND it can help people!! Who doesn't love cereal? Who wouldn't love to win 52 boxes of their favorite morning-time goodness treat while a food bank ALSO receives fiddy-two boxes as well? Tis the season to share with those less fortunate and Ted (a man I met briefly in Orlando*** during Izeafest while chilling with Miss Eva) wants to do just that! If he gets 500 unique comments on his blog post he will randomly select someone to win a box of cereal a week for a year, and also match the donation to his local food bank. How can you resist? Seriously, he went all out and doused himself in cereal...he ain't messing around!

I'm going to Game 7!!!

2008-10-19T13:41:00.006-04:00

It is a beautiful, GLORIOUS day in Florida!! The sun is shining...I have all the windows open and no AC on...oh...yeah...and I'M GOING TO GAME 7 TONIGHT!!!!!!

On Friday, we were closing my store and the cashier called me.

Her: Hey, umm...you want to see a Red Sox World Series ring?
Me: YES!! (click)

So I go/run/skip up to the front and there's a couple there. The long and the short of it is, he's an Alum of Saint Leo who works for the Red Sox and he's in town for the game. He's sporting his 2007 World Series bling (see photo above!). He takes it off, and says..."do you want to try it on?"

Seriously.

Then he tells me to to get a camera and allows me to have a photoshoot with it. I'm instantly a 14 year old girl at this point...giddy and ridiculous and it was ok. You would think Nomar had left Mia, made a full recovery, and was coming back to the Red Sox...that's how ridiculous I was. Or that they were remaking "Rudolph" and Kevin Youkilis was going to take on the rold of "Yukon Cornelius."

So, of COURSE I don't have my freaking camera on me...so I got a disposable one for good pictures and used my cell phone for the one "up top."

Then as he's leaving he says "do you want to go to the game tomorrow?"

Seriously.

Now this was Friday...and stupid me goes "I've got plans...but how about game 7?" But then I'm thinking NOT stupid me because if I want to go to any game it's going to be game 7...right? So his girlfriend/wife/lady friend says "what if there isn't one?" I turned all Red Sox psycho at this point (which isn't a very far jump from reality for me) and said "OH there WILL BE A GAME 7!" It's how true Red Sox Nationals roll! So he took my number and promised to call today. Which he did...and I'm going to the game!!!

Check out my twitter feed for updates throughout the game!

One last thing...say it loud...say it proud!! LET'S GO RED SOX!!!!!

Happy Birthday, Eva!!!

2008-10-10T00:27:00.008-04:00

Eva Grace is 1 year old today!!!

A weekend with good friends...

2008-09-16T00:21:00.004-04:00

Ok...I've spent lots of hours making this album up and I should have gone to bed a long long time ago...so please follow this link to my flickr set of the weekend and enjoy!!

Why haven't you gone yet? There are Sea World pictures! AND MICKEY MOUSE!! Yes...THE MOUSE!!! GOOOOOOO!!!

Bob on TV!!

2008-09-06T23:32:00.008-04:00

Today the Blue Jays triumphed over the Tampa Rays...not that the Red Sox won this evening to take advantage of the situation...but whatever. Meh.

The Blue Jays had a shut out game...until the top of the 9th inning. So help me, God. Suddenly it was going to the bottom of the ninth, tied 3-3. In the top of the 13th inning...oh, I'm serious...that's a big 13...the Rays score making it a one run game and making me sad. Somehow, when the Blue Jays took their turn at bat...the bases were suddenly loaded. Ok...there's some hope here. Then there's two outs and people are packing up. My friend called to make dinner plans and I was telling her "yeah, I just sat through this game and I didn't see Bobby once..." Wait!!!! I'm suddenly jumping up and down in my living room, hoopin' and hollerin'! Gregg Zaun just blasted one over the Bud Light wall for a Grand Freaking Slam!!!! And as soon as he hits the dugout...he's giving the ol' high five to some very happy people...including Brother Bob!!! I video taped it with my camera...what the heck did I do before DVR?!?!

So this first video is of the home run and Bob in the dugout...the second is a "snippet" if you will...it's a replay of the Grand Slam with more "Bobby" in the dugout. He's playing with a cooler of some sort...I can only assume he was put in charge of getting the Labatt's ready for the evening.

FYI...I taped these from my television (that's why it looks crappy!) but I couldn't have done it without the fine broadcasting network of FSN and those wonderful folks at MLB. Please note, neither are responsible for the "craptitude" of the videos below. Please don't sue me.

A lovely little Saturday...

2008-09-06T11:49:00.004-04:00

from photobucket.com

I went to bed late last night (thank you new obsession Facebook!!)...or early this morning...after several to many bottles of icy cold Yuengling I thought I would sleep the morning away. At least I thought I would sleep past the hour of 7 am. Wrongo!! I hate "natural body clock." I was up at 5:30 am. Yup, first morning I can "sleep in" for the last 3 weeks...and I frig it up!!

So, this morning I was off and running. Don't be scared...I meant that metaphorically! Though I did take a lovely stroll around Saint Fake Lake around my apartment complex...and didn't see one gator. Lucky girl!!

I got home and cleaned up, then called Honda to see about my "battry." Oh, did I never mention that yesterday when I got out of work Diego's battery was dead? Yeah, and they couldn't even jump it-the little jerk had to be completely replaced. Meh. The wait for AAA wasn't bad though, it was only about 20 minutes. Of course the sun that had been hiding all day decided to come out while I waited...but I had a good book (Bright Lights, Big Ass by Jen Lancaster...read it!!) and the window shade to protect me. I called my Dad after the rescue was complete and he mentioned something about my "extended warranty" and something or other...but it all implied that I knew the contractual jargon involved with said "extended warranty" and really? Come on. Then the conversation shifted to the fact that Bobby's season with the Lugnuts came to an end when they lost yesterday...boo! But was miraculously more joyous because Bobby was going to join the big team for the weekend in Toronto!! Hooray!! Here's the best part...they are playing Tampa all weekend...and because the Blue Jays kicked their arses last night...the mighty Red Sox are now within 2.5 games of Tampa! I'm praying for a sweep!

Ok...so back to this morning...I called Honda and indeed they will honor the blah, blah contract blah, blah...but I have to bring in the dead battery. Oops. AAA took it. So after some research with AAA, I find the guy that rescued me and they are holding the battery for me to pick up on Monday so that I can bring it to Honda and they can make things right again:) Wee!

So then I played on facebook a little more-seriously...it's like computer crack! Listened to some tunes via iTunes (who doesn't love a little "Man in the Mirror" in the am?) and started cleaning my seriously neglected apartment. Should I have told you to sit down for that? Sorry! I've actually kept the place really tidy...but the last few weeks I've literally come home and crashed after work. In my next life...I'll have a butler/manservant. So now it's 12:06pm and I realize that I've not had the television on AT ALL today. AT ALL. I'm stunned and disillusioned. It's going on soon though...must see if I can spot Bobby in the dugout!!

9021...uh oh!

2008-09-04T21:53:00.003-04:00

It’s taken me a few days to process the New 90210. At first I think I was so smitten by the idea of the show that I was completely blind to it’s failure. I received several text messages from friends that were absolutely disillusioned by it...but I hung in. The entire two hours. I even tried to support it the next day...but I the more I tried to come to it's defense...the reality became more blatant.

It totally sucks.

The sad thing is it’s trying so hard to be the classic (*please note that I changed the word "old" to "classic" here because if I say that it's "old" that means I too am "old" and I'm NOT going down that road!) show and the new version, independent of the "classic," at the same time. The war between the new and the "classic" is the absolute cause of a major breakdown. I mean come on, we’ve been watching promos all summer for this show and I just envisioned something…well…less crappy! The only good thing about it is the drunk Nana...she's brilliant!

Here’s the thing, Classic 90210 wasn’t known for it’s brilliant writing or stunningly talented actors either. But that was the 90’s, and television media has come a long way since “Donna Martin Graduates!” New 9-0 is seriously flawed. Honestly, if you are going to start a new program in the season following a writer’s strike that just about murdered any potential of new shows succeeding…shouldn’t it, at the very very least, be a little less hack? Isn't that what the fight was all about? It's not an episode of Passions...it has the name 90210 attached to it. Have some class! It was like watching a collage of ads for all those other teen shows…you know Gossip Girl and the like. Maybe that was the point of it? Like one of those “Scary Movie” type rip-off/make fun of movies? I don’t know…bottom line…it was baaaaad.

I really did want it to be good…probably because of all the memories I have of Classic 90210. All of us convening in the lounge at Saint Mary’s with those AWFUL couches that looked like cardboard and potato sacks sewed together. Watching in awe as Kelly went from bitchy beast, to the girl everyone wanted to date. Please...remember when Dylan and Brandon fought over her…and she said “I choose ME!” Unforgettable!! Or when she had the coke problem because of Colin (there's a funny story involving pixie sticks and school id's...but I won't get into that now)? Or Donna getting pushed down the stairs by Ray? Is that really the way you talk to an angel, Ray? Or Kelly and David having to learn to be brother and sister? Steve getting them to go to a rave where they were only allowed in with an egg? Emily going batshit crazy on Brandon?? Or when they started featuring music and Donna would go to the jukebox and say "Jeremy Jordan...alright!" Dylan hitting "rock bottom" one week, and "an all time low" the very next? Or the summer we were blessed with new episodes while Brandon waited on his friends at the Beach Club? 90210 and Melrose Place also brought us the "previews" for the next week. I still remember being in the lounge when the credits started and Kim B standing up...raising her arms like she was Moses parting the seas pronouncing "SSSSHH...SCEEEEEEEEEEEEEENES!!!" Bottom line...even adding "classic" cast members...I'm pretty sure unless they make some major changes (and I'm thinking that they would literally have to resurrect Scott Scanlon at this point)...New 9-0 is headed for the crapper.

Of course I could be completely wrong...and if by some fart's chance in a windstorm this actually succeeds...then it could start a whole new trend of bringing back revered television shows. If that is the case...my vote the next one is either Dawson's Creek or Little House. Or, they could just crossbreed them both...that would still be better than New 9-0. Eek.

Success!!

2008-09-03T21:19:00.004-04:00

image from photobucket.com

My neighbor's concert started at 8:17 PM EDT.

MY concert, featuring the famed New Kids on the Block, began at 8:18 PM EDT.

**The playlist included:
"Grown Man" from the newly released "The Block" CD (in stores now...go get it!!)
"Step by Step" a selection from "The Greatest Hits" CD.

My neighbor's concert ended sometime between 8:19 PM EDT and 8:25 PM EDT...not sure precisely the time as I was engaged in some melodious rapture from my own concert. All I know is that when "Step by Step" started the "step" countdown...suddenly the night belonged rightfully to NKOTB.

I win I win I win!!!!!!!

oh oh...

2008-09-02T19:30:00.005-04:00

photo from amazon.com

Yes, the day we've waited the entire "Summertime" has finally arrived!! The New Kids on the Block CD, "The Block," has finally been released to the public!! More importantly...it's finally been released to MEE!!!

I got up early this morning to beat the rush at Target for the CD. Ok...I couldn't sleep so I was up at 4 am. Generally, being up that early I'd be upset and distraught...but not today!!! In fact, when Mr. Neighboroonie started his concert at 5 am...I was fine and dandy with it!!! Especially considering the fact that I knew I would return the favor in roughly 12-13 hours. And MY concert would star the New Kids on the Block!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

So, FF to 7:30...I depart my home for Target. It's at least a 7 minute drive with the lights...so I wanted to make sure I left in plenty of time to rush the doors with fervor!! The flyer from the weekend said "while supplies last" so I have to get my hands on the CD without opposition. But it was SO weird...it was just me and some elderly folks waiting. And color me shocked when they stated they were there for some sale on socks and Metamucil...and NOT the music release of the year!!

So the doors open and I make my way to the music section...there it is kids...and I'm the first one to relish in it's magnificence!! I grab the red hued CD and then realize...there are 2 selections I can choose from!! The blue colored CD doubles as a DVD and has 4 bonus tracks. Pssshht! Like there will be question as to which I choose!!! And simmer down...I only bought one copy. I'm maturing...deal with it!

I rush out to my car and open the package. Now, how long since CD's were invented and yet I'm still breaking nails trying to open it and finding that sticky case closer sticker torn to pieces sticking to my shoe later in the day??

I put in the CD and the first few notes cause a giddy smile on my face. As an added bonus...the first track has a STRONG bass beat...PERFECT for the concert I plan to treat my neighbor with later in the day! I proceed to drive to work, slowly...traffic laws should be upheld...and I want to get in as much listening as I can before I have to go to work dammit!!

I get to the song "2 in the Morning" (track 5 of "The Block") and I almost have to pull over because I'm laughing so hard. Tears are streaming down my face and I'm thinking...did I just hear what I think I heard?? The storyline of the song is basically one of my boys is singing to his girlfriend or wife or me and basically she/me has come home and is upset but won't share why...so they proceed to argue without talking for a long time. Then I hear something...something hilarious. I rewind it a bit to listen harder...because it just can't be...nope...yup...I heard the line right..."Gotta know if you're mad at me before Gray's Anatomy."

Frigging comedy genius!!

The boys are back. Without question...without fail. I love that they make me all swoony and laughy in conjunction!! They made me get through a long ridiculous day and I will be forever grateful!! My trip home to see them in concert will be monumental. 23 days just seems too long...I'll just have to risk my life playing "The Block" while driving and such! Oh!! The people on the plane are gonna LOVE me!!!

I'm off for more High School reminiscing...The New 90210 premieres in 3 minutes!!

DUH NUH NUH NUH
DUH NUH NUH NUH
CHHH CHHH!!!

Rock you like a Hurricane...

2008-08-18T18:47:00.005-04:00

Update: It's 7:26 am and my county (Pasco) is in the clear. It's not even raining. The storm is tracked to head east, then come back on land in Jacksonville (way North FL) on Friday. At least that's what Al Roker is telling me...from Beijing...with his horn rimmed glasses. Meh. So all is swell for me...I'm headed to work now. Thank you for your happy thoughts!! They worked!!

Yeah, so remember I moved to Florida to avoid the snowstorms? Mmm-hmm...dummy traded in shoveling for water and canned goods hoarding! As some of you may have heard "Tropical Storm Fay" may be turning into a Category 1 Hurricane. Oh, and plowing right through my neck of the woods. AWWWWEEESOOOOME. Oh, and though I'm not in a flood zone that doesn't mean that I won't get to see some of those fancy tornadoes! Just call me Dorothy! Seriously, I'll be the jerk on The Today Show tomorrow, sitting on my roof and singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow." Look for it on youtube;)

It's all good though, I've taken the proper precautions. I have batteries for my clock radio, a phone that's not cordless, a full tank of gas in case of evacuation, a flashlight, and some cans of tuna. I've taken all my deck furniture in so the wind doesn't allow them to come in on their own! I'm like a hurricane rock star! The latest reports are saying that the storm will remain a Tropical Storm, and I'd pretty much appreciate that seeing as classes start at school a week from tomorrow. I've got books to sell!! When I moved down here I kept Diego...and people looked at me and said "4 wheel Drive?? In the flattest state in America?' You so crazy!!" And I'll just be laughing myself all the way up North when everyone else's car is stuck in the mud.
I won't laugh...maybe.

I did make the mistake of going to the grocery store this afternoon post work...that place was a madhouse. I don't even know why I went because I got everything yesterday. Whatever. I'm home now...the hatches are battened down, as they say. I'm going to watch Days of Our Lives, even though it's been truly aggravating as of late. I'm addicted though-I can't stop.

Peace all, and if you or other loved ones are dealing with "the Fay," I hope you are safe, secure, happy and hydrated!!

Bob is famous! Again!!

2008-08-06T17:32:00.006-04:00

photo courtesy of The York Weekly

My hella cool brother Bob was named the Midwest League Athletic Trainer of the Year. As such, our hometown paper wrote up an article about him...he rocks! We're so proud of him:) Below is the article, and you can also link to it here.

York's Tarpey honored as Midwest League Athletic Trainer of the Year

By Jay Pinsonnault
jpinsonnault@seacoastonline.com
August 06, 2008 6:00 AM

Bob Tarpey is still chasing his dream of becoming an athletic trainer for a Major League Baseball team, and the 1999 York High School graduate just received a major award that may help his dream become reality.

Tarpey, in his second season with the Toronto Blue Jays' Low Single A affiliate, the Lansing Lugnuts, was recently notified he was named the 2008 Midwest League Athletic Trainer of the Year.

"I was shocked," Tarpey said. "I really didn't think I'd win. It's a very nice honor."

The award was voted on by the 14 athletic trainers in the Midwest League. In fact, athletic trainers for the Blue Jays' affiliates in the Florida State League and Eastern League also won similar awards for their respective leagues.

"The Blue Jays had the most winners, it looks like we're all doing a good job," Tarpey said. "It looks good having that (award) on your resume."

Tarpey eventually aspires to be the athletic trainer for the Blue Jays and usually hears at the end of the regular season where he will be assigned the following year.

"There hasn't been any talk of me moving up quite yet," Tarpey said. "For me to move up, someone ahead of me has to be moved up to the majors, then a spot could open up for me. It's always a possibility to go to the majors at anytime. I am hoping for my chance, but right now I am happy to be here in Lansing and be with the Blue Jays. The organization has great people from top to bottom, and I am really happy to be where I am."

Tarpey, who was a big Red Sox fan growing up and played Little League and high school baseball in York, said there would be no hesitation if he were to choose to be the head athletic trainer of the Blue Jays or Red Sox.

"I'd definitely stay with the Blue Jays," Tarpey said. "They've been very loyal to me, very fair to me. Right now, my dream job would be to get to Double A and the New Hampshire Fisher Cats."

The Lugnuts won the first half of the Midwest League Eastern Division, earning the coaching and training staff a trip to the Midwest League All-Star game in June in Midland, Mich., home of the Great Lakes Loons, Single-A affiliate of the Los Angeles Dodgers. Legendary Los Angeles Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda threw out the first pitch.

"(Lasorda) stayed in the dugout and spoke with coaches and staff," Tarpey said. "It was one of the greatest experiences I've had in baseball, meeting Tommy Lasorda and talking baseball with him. He was telling lots of stories and we all listened to what he had to say."

Tarpey has had his share of working with many greats of the game, including Roy Halladay, Vernon Wells, Carlos Delgado, and most recently Frank Thomas, who arrived at spring training about a week early to get some extra work in.

"(Thomas) was working on his hitting and they needed a trainer to go watch and make sure he didn't get hurt," Tarpey said. "So for a week, I worked with Frank Thomas. He was the best, just awesome. He's a class act and a great guy. Just being able to see his work ethic was incredible. He's a Hall of Fame hitter, one of the best players."

Thomas was later released by the Blue Jays and resigned with the Oakland A's.

Tarpey, upon his college graduation from the University of Maine at Presque Isle in 2003, landed an internship with the Toronto Blue Jays as an athletic trainer. Since "getting his foot in the door" with the Blue Jays, Tarpey earned his master's degree in athletic training from California University of Pennsylvania, and spent half a season in 2005 as the athletic trainer for the Mesa Miners, an Independent League team in Arizona. He then worked with the United States Navy in Newport, R.I., working with Navy SEALs.

The Blue Jays then hired Tarpey for the 2006 season to be an athletic trainer with the Pulaski Blue Jays, who were then their rookie league affiliate in the Appalachian League. The Blue Jays ended their relationship with Pulaski after that season, and Tarpey has been in Lansing since.

Toronto third-base coach Brian Butterfield, a fellow Maine resident, made things easier for Tarpey when he was serving his internship in 2003.

"Once he found out I was from Maine, he kind of took me under his wing," Tarpey said. "He's one of the best, first class all the way."

Tarpey, 27, puts in at least 12 hours a day during the 140-game regular season with about one or two days off a month. He mostly works on players' various medical ailments such as hamstrings, quads, shoulders, etc.

When the team is on a homestand, Tarpey usually arrives at the ballpark around noon for a 7 p.m. game. He does treatment on players from about 2 to 3:15 p.m., and then after batting practice, does treatment for about another 45 minutes to an hour. During the game he is in the dugout and attends to any player who may need his services during the game. After the game, Tarpey does about 45 minutes of treatment and then when everybody leaves, he does his daily medical report and faxes it off to the Blue Jays.

"The best part of my job is helping players and the challenge of keeping players healthy so they can develop and eventually move up the system," Tarpey said.

The worst part of his job is not the seven-hour bus ride from Lansing to Appleton, Wisc.

"The worst part is being away from home, being away from my friends and family in York," Tarpey said. "There's really nothing about the job I don't like. I don't even mind the long bus rides. I want to thank my mother and father, because without them I certainly wouldn't be where I am today. They are my motivation."

The Lugnuts were off on Monday before beginning a four-game series at the South Bend (Ind.) Silver Hawks. Tarpey took advantage of the day off and drove two hours with members of the Lugnuts broadcasting team to Chicago, taking in the Cubs and Astros game at Wrigley Field. It was Tarpey's first time at the historic ballpark and he sat in the bleachers.

"Wrigley was unbelievable," Tarpey said. "I loved it, but it's not Fenway Park. Just being there was amazing. If you like baseball, you have to go to Wrigley."

A "Sweet" Housewarming Treat!

2008-07-24T16:11:00.006-04:00

After a pretty miserable morning at the dentist (and a wallet draining one at that!), I came home to find the UPS man left me a little love note on the door. He missed me! Mostly because I wasn't there...and he wanted to give me a present. Wow, this just took a weird and unnecessary turn! So I went to the office to pick up my package and the lady asked me if I'd ordered anything from m&m's? I was all..."no." She then asked if it was my birthday. I was all "no." I don't get the interrogation...just give me my stuff!! So, she comes out with this ginourmous box with colorful m&m's all over it...oooh...pretty. (I'm so easily amused!) Then she wants me to open it in front of her...she's a little pushy...but I oblige because I want to rub in the fact that I got a present...nah nah nah boo boo! (I've matured SO much this year!) I unwrap this adorable Red Sox emblazoned m&m dispenser/coin bank! And along with it...3 packages of Red Sox m&m's!! Way too cute to consume...and luckily...anyone who tries to has to pay the toll! Sure, there are directions for just getting the superfan candy free...but the only ones who will enjoy the Red Sox m&m goodness sans a penny would be those who provided them in the first place!! So I'd like to give a warm and sincere THANK YOU to Drew, Allison, and my little buddy, Eva for this very thoughtful gift! I'm very blessed to count you as friends!! I can't wait to see you all next month!!

Thank you for being a friend...

2008-07-23T21:15:00.004-04:00

Cheesy line...I agree...but the only lead in I thought was appropriate for the occasion. As you must know by know Estelle Getty, known for playing the cantankerous Sophia Petrillo on The Golden Girls passed earlier this week. On Friday, Lifetime will be honoring her memory with a "marathon" of Sophia episodes. I put "marathon" in quotation marks because it's in the middle of a work day and it only runs for 5 hours. Regardless...it starts at noon...check your local listings. Also, you can vote for your favorite Sophia episode here. That will be chosen as the "viewer favorite" and will be the final one to air.

Sophia: When is old lady Claxton's funeral? I want to pay my respects
Dorothy: Pay your respects? I thought you hated her
Sophia: I did. But when a person dies you go to their funeral to show the man upstairs you have respect for human life, no matter how wretched it was. Any idiot knows that.
Rose: I knew that.
Sophia: See?

What's the happs...?

2008-07-12T23:02:00.007-04:00

My "vacationus interruptus" ended today. Translation: I left vacation to come back and work Orientation. I'm awesome and dedicated. Where's my raise? Orientation is now over and I can commence in the joy of not working again. Love it!

Anyhoo...as I venture out for part deux of vacation...I thought since I'm on a roll blogging this week (two days in a row!! wooo!!) I'd give you a few tidbits to chew on whilst I'm burning on the Beach of Cocoa. I better be burning anyway...the forecast...it does not look good.

a) Since I've moved to Florida I've become reacquainted with my good friends from Salem via "Days of Our Lives." Maybe obsessed is a better word. It all started when I was living in the Casa De Crap hotel. I found it one day...saw that "Patch/Steve" was back...they showed some clips that made me feel really old because...sigh...I remember when they originally aired. Seriously, like I remember being enamored with the giant bangs and floral print Mormon style frocks they wore on the show. Such style! THEN, they threw in a twist of a plane crash...brutal. It took 2 weeks for the plane to actually hit the ground from when they first experienced issues...but that's all in soap time anyway. I'd go from laughing at the consistently poor acting, to (yep, I'm admitting it) a face soaked with tears when Grampa Shawn died...so his family could live...a point they re-iterated for the following 4 months over and over and over again. Writer's strike...whaaaat? John Black has had his memory erased...by Stefano...again. This time it's for keepers. John is not the nice guy everyone knows him to be anymore...which just means he gets to act weirder, creepier, and can once again pull off his patented "smell the fart" acting. Solid. My favorite "twist" thus far is the relationship between Max Brady and his girlfriend Stephanie. Some of my friends know the issue I have with this...but you be the judge. Maybe I'm just being a prude...but I'm going to say I'm ok with that. See...Max is the adopted brother of Kayla Brady Johnson...Stephanie's mom. Seriously, I don't care that he's adopted and they aren't blood related...they are Uncle and Niece and that's just too weird. AND it's the second of his niece's that he's dated. Say it with me people....NOOOOO! I'm telling you, start to Tivo or DVR this classic program. The acting is GOD-awful...but at least it remains consistent. Oh, and I tried to get back into Guiding Light...but Reva was wearing the same outfit as someone on The Girls Next Door would wear and Josh is now a "man of the cloth." Again...all together now...NOOOOOO!!

2) I know you all know that I pledge allegiance to the United Bliss of Bare Escentuals. However, I just can't get down with their mascara choices. Sorry, Leslie...but I have to tell the truth! I kind of like the "weather everything," but it's a pain in the arse to get off at night. All the other ones I find that I'm wearing under my eyes at the end of the day. I need a mascara that will not make me look like I've "gone rounds" especially when Jose Cuervo was not even involved. So, one day I'm watching TV (surprise!) and Eva Longoria tells me that she's using L'Oreal's Voluminous mascara AND that it "doesn't flake off." I've got no reason to doubt Ms. Longoria-Parker. I mean, she did "date" JC Chasez at one time. Seriously. No seriously...stop laughing!!! Anyhoo...magically at Target, that brand was on sale...so I've tried it and I'm telling you now that it's the best mascara I've used. Seriously, I'm sharing the info with the world because you should all know. I've had my eyelashes dyed in the past, and I felt that was a stupid decision. It hurt way too much to be worth it...EVER. And I just don't think my lashes ever recovered from the "trauma." If I'm investing the time and money in the shadows that I'm using...I want a mascara that's going to highlight the achievement! I'm sick of trying to pry clumped lashes from each other...it's weird and I just don't like it. So if you are ever so inclined to try Voluminous I think you should. Then you can feel pretty! Drewbie...I know that you don't use mascara...well, I don't "know" that...but if you ever feel so inclined...no judgement...just try Voluminous and you won't be disappointed. Allison might be...but that's something you would have to work out...and I'll be here for you both:)

d) I've actually gotten away from the TV this summer! I know!!!!! You're shocked and a little freaked right?!?! I can hardly believe it my damn self!! Brace yourselves, peeps...I've been...READING!! Actual books!! Not just magazines and online gossip about Madonna and A-Rod (scumbag)!

When my friend Nikki came to visit last month she told me about Charlaine Harris and her Southern vampire mystery novels. I had a gift card from B&N (shhhh!) and purchased the first 3 of the series. Nikki and I have a lot of common interests...so I trusted her judgment and recommendation. OF COURSE, she was right. The first book, Dead Until Dark, was creepy and funny, and I couldn't put it down. I read to day that the series will be on TV in the fall on HBO...it's called True Blood. Guess who's gonna have to get HBO? Seriously, I need an intervention! I was very excited to read the second installation, but in the store we got a book for our Bestseller display entitled "Such a Pretty Fat," by Jen Lancaster. Without doubt the funniest book I have ever read. It's a memoir of the author's attempt to lose weight. Every page I read made me want to be friends with this woman. I legitimately laughed out loud throughout the book. Several of my friends went out and bought it too and now we've moved on to (at least I have) one of Lancaster's previous books "Bitter is the New Black." To us, Lancaster is "the new Black." Seriously, I cannot emphasize enough how brutally funny this book is. Reading it your head will hurt from laughing, and your neck will hurt from all the nodding in agreement. It's a literal instance of "it's funny because it's true." Invest in some Depends undergarments...I'm just saying...

@) Are you more shocked that I actually read two books this summer and we're only mid-way through July (I only work in a bookstore...pssh...whatever!)...or that I went on for 2 whole paragraphs about mascara and Days of Our Lives? Yes, I'm a mess...but that's what keeps you reading:)

PS) Also...you all MUST watch Bridezillas on WE. It's on Sundays at 9pm Eastern. Last week's episode will be repeated at 8pm on this Sunday. YOU MUST WATCH. Must is not a "guideline" or "suggestion," it is a demand. I think last week's episode was my favorite of all time. If you saw it...was "Irony Cam" not one of the greatest things ever on this show!? If you haven't...I promise you "guffaws" of laughter. If you do not laugh I cannot be responsible for the fact you have no sense of humor.

PPS) At orientation today I saw a kid with a Red Sox hat. All red, fitted. His ensemble was a white t-shirt and blue jeans. I asked if he was from Boston and he said "No, I'm not even a fan...I just wore this cuz it matched."

Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me? Yes, while I agree that all fashion should include Red Sox paraphernalia as everyone should love the Sox with all their souls...at this point that hasn't been declared a law yet...regardless of how I feel. I think you should have to at least like the Red Sox to wear their moniker...am I right? Meh. Happy All-Star Break!

Alright, no more procrastination...the dryer just ended and I must finish packing so I can "go Cocoa" tomorrow!

Even I'm not this bad...

2008-07-12T22:55:00.004-04:00

photo from gizmodo.com

Ok...I heart the Gilmore Girls...but not enough to risk my life (or anyone else's) for them. Some lady was pulled over in Maine (seriously...it was NOT me...I've been a "Floridian" for quite some time now!) because she was trying to stay awake by watching episodes of GG on her laptop. The GG's wouldn't even do that. Rory would have books on cd...Lorelai would be blasting The Bangles or something...but watching TV while driving...just wouldn't happen in Gilmore Land...Kirk might have done it. But he's not a Gilmore...so it doesn't count.

"You put your weed in there..."

2008-07-11T15:56:00.005-04:00

That is a reference to a Saturday Night Live Skit featuring Christian Slater. It was in the Chris Farley days...and the show was good. We had this episode on tape and watched it constantly in college. For those of you who are reading this asking "who's Christian Slater?": Shame on you. Seriously...give me your name. You'll go on the list. Also, if you can ever see the Jason Priestly episode when they pretend to be the New Kids on Arsenio Hall...classic episode. ("It's whicked haahd to sing and dance at the same time!") Chris Farley era again...and he figure skates. God Bless him.

So, I had to do a presentation at work today. Always fun getting up in front of a crowd of bored to death people. Even better was the dick that went before me took out my "already set up because I got there an hour early" jump drive with my presentation on it. Did I mention "said Dick" didn't know that you had to remove it "safely," and thus corrupted my presentation? Fan-frigging-tastic. Well, on the way to the presentation that I arrived an hour early for...I spotted some debris on the sidewalk. Being a model citizen, and caring about the earth as I do (and considering it wasn't slimy) I picked it up with the intention of disposing it in the conveniently placed garbage can only a few feet away. When I picked it up I realized, low and behold, this wasn't debris that was thrown away on purpose. Some jerk dropped their dime bag. Unreal. So now, I'm walking over to the presentation with illegal drugs. Awesome! I call Security...this is the conversation...

Them: "Security."

Me: "Hi this is Maureen...I'm on my way to present to a gym full of parents and would like someone to meet me and take the marijuana I just found."

Them: "What?"

Me: "I found some marijuana and I'd feel a lot more comfortable if someone would come and pick it up from me so it doesn't go flying out of my portfolio when I'm demonstrating the best way to order books online. Thanks."

Them: "REALLY??? How much??"

Me: "Really what? Really I found it...or really I'm ready for someone from Security to come take it? Or really that I'm standing outside in the sweltering heat and sweat is dripping into my eyeballs even though I have to make a presentation in 10 minutes while you ask questions?" (**sidenote: I got there when I was told and didn't get on stage until an hour later. Not cool. Look for them on the list!)

Them: "How do you know it's marijuana?"

Me: "Do you really need my resume? Do you want to know how many Cheech and Chong movies I've seen in my lifetime...or will past experience working in ResLife help me here? Oh, a couple of my friends in college were stoners...I much prefer the booze so I stayed away from smoking. I much prefer abusing my liver to my lungs. But at some point in my 29.4 years I did learn how to identify it. That, and it's in a little plastic baggie with pot leaves on the side. I think that was kind of the distibutor don't you? That way some little kid that could have found it on the sidewalk would have known that it was bad and to not smoke it or ask his mommy to put it in brownies."

Them: "Wow."

Me: "Was it yours? Seriously, I've got about 3 minutes to get inside and make an ass of myself...could someone come get it?"

Them: "Oh yeah, where are you?"

Me: "I'm at the Gym."

Them: "Where?"

Me: "The Gym...seriously...might it be yours?"

So finally the director shows up and takes it from me. I've met this woman a dozen times (she's ripped up several to many parking tickets for me in the brief time I've worked here...I'm sorry...but if NO ONE is on campus then one hour parking should not be enforced. That's an argument for another day.) and she still can't remember my identity. That just tells me I can keep parking where I want! (NEVER in handicapped spots though...that ain't cool.) She thanks me and rides off on the Golf Cart of Justice with the baggie clenched tight between her two hands. Dude, it's weed...it's not diamonds. Don't worry-she wasn't driving. I think her chauffer was the Gorton's Fisherman...or at least he had the beard.

Northern Invasion...

2008-06-30T23:24:00.009-04:00

I took this last year at Cocoa Beach...a practically empty beach-just the way I love it!

It's about to happen...just a few more days and I will be greeting my family in my new home. Can you believe I've been a Florida resident for close to 7 months? I can't! So yes, the vacation begins this weekend and I'm really in need of it. Mostly I need my "Peggy fix." I haven't seen her since February, and a lot has happened. I just miss that kid!

The best part of the vacation, besides being reunited with the fam...is that I'm actually going to relax. Crazy...I know! Usually our vacations are crowded and hectic. We've all made a pledge that we're going to take it easy. The place we are staying in the first week even has it's own pool and hot tub. Add some beer to the equation and there will be zero need to leave! We'll be preparing our own meals, and just enjoying some peace and quiet. What? You've been around my family and know there is no such thing as "P & Q?" Yeah, but that's what makes us special! The only missing link will be Brother Bob as he's off in Michigan working. Boo.

I've also made a pledge...wait for it...I'm going to keep a photo journal. I know...it's just crazy enough to work. But it means I'll have to actually work for it. It's OK...I found a bunch of my rechargeable camera batteries on clearance...so I've stocked up! In no way will it be professional-just for fun:) I'm not that great a photographer...but I'm excited to get to the beach for some shots!! No worries...there will be no pictures of people I don't know...unless they're sporting permed mullets and speedos. And it truth that will just be to warn you all that combined or separate...big no no.

So it's been awhile...here's a brief "fun-down" of some goings on...because I know you all are anticipating my BS with bated breath!

-Last weekend I traveled to Boynton Beach, FL to see Allison and Eva, and Allison's parents Marcia and Dan! It was my first road trip since moving down here and it was a blast! We laughed and gossiped and went swimming in the pool. Eva is a marvel and has the sweetest personality! I'm already looking forward to a reunion in September...and Drew will be there this time too!

photo from photobucket.com
-I did see "Sex and The City" and in truth, not all that impressed. I legitimately watch SATC every night on TBS. I acknowledge, that might have been my issue. I've been watching the PG versions. But after I saw the movie I brought out the DVD's and yeah...still not completely digging the movie version. I did my best to avoid teasers and such...but too much of the plot line was already revealed. The ending was predictable. The overall voice of the film was not that of the television show. It just didn't make a lot of sense to me. I'll try it again when it comes out on DVD...but for now...I'll stick with my nightly marathons of the real thing.

-I bought a Wii. I know! I'm 33 and playing video games...but I like them so bite me! I have to hook it up to the Internet so I can play my other friends (who I assure you are adults and over the age of 16!!) online. I've purchased two games so far, Wii Play and Boogie. Boogie is hilarious. Aliens, karaoke and dancing...how can one go wrong? I love baseball...though I might have to graduate to one that allows you to pitch a little less perfectly. I think it's more to get used to the "wii-mote" but this girl takes her ball seriously. Ok...this girl takes her "virtual video game ball" seriously.

-My new favorite beer is Yuengling. Many friends told me of this lovely lager over the years, but as it's only dispensed in PA and here in FL...well...I didn't have access to it before. Now I do...and it makes me happy to be a Floridian! If you're ever in the way of trying it...I highly recommend you do. It might make you want to vacation here more, and if that's the case...remember I have the extra room:)

There's more I could bore you with...but I won't. Work has been busy...I make mad apologies again for not keeping up with the blog! I'm a jerk. Again!

Happy 1st Anniversary to Nancy and Stephen!!

Today in Aggravation...

2008-05-12T19:34:00.004-04:00

Let me just rant for a second. Thank you.

When I go to the movies, one of the best parts is seeing the previews...at least to me anyway. It still kind of is. However, in recent years the trend has been that the "preview" turns into a mini version of the movie. It's ridiculous. Why bother paying to see a movie in the theater if you've already seen in in the previews? With the price of gas and popcorn it's just not worth it.

Case in point...I've been doing everything possible to steer clear of previews and spoilers for Sex and the City, to be released at the end of the month. Now, a few years ago when I didn't have HBO, I managed to avoid how the SERIES ended by waiting a few months for the DVD's to be released. It took me less than two days to watch them, and I loved it. Now fast forward to the past two months and it's a whole new world when it comes to the movie spoilers. I already know two key plot points (and don't worry...I won't share them here)...because I saw one effing preview. COME ON!! I haven't watched Entertainment Tonight in weeks, forget People Magazine...it's just insane. In fact, a few weeks ago I went to see Leatherheads with George Clooney and my precious John Krasinski. Leatherheads which tanked...and you know why...because legitimately ALL of the funny parts were in the previews and the ads on tv. It was a pretty decent movie...but everyone had seen it before and were not about to be tricked into paying another 10 bucks to see it in it's entirety. Yeah, I got tricked...but for George and John...I'd do it again!

It's just annoying. It's just about the only movie I'm looking forward to seeing this summer...which is VERY odd behavior for me. Alright...I'll stop being a crybaby now...and seriously...if you try and add spoilers in the comments you will be banned and end up on "the list." You don't want that...

I'm coming home!!!

2008-05-05T20:50:00.004-04:00

Not for good...just for a lovely weekend in September where I can gaze upon the beautiful New England Autumn colors...oh...AND SEE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK!!!!!!!

I'm not exaggerating in the least...Kim told me today that she procured us some tickets for the event and once it kicked in...I won't lie...I will not apologize...I teared up! Last week was exhausting between commencement, and people not showing up, and buyback...but today...a simple phone call healed everything. In

I will reunite with the New Kids...and all will be right with the world!!!

33

2008-04-12T10:50:00.005-04:00

image from beersodasports.com

Some interesting facts about the number 33...

Did you sense a theme here?

Yes kids, I'm celebrating my 33rd b-day today. It's my first year living in Florida, but it's not the first birthday I've ever celebrated down here. This is the 23rd anniversary of the infamous "Hot Fudge Wig" episode that has been a source of comic fodder in my family for years. The gist of the tale is this: when driving down to Florida to visit family, we were also celebrating April vacation and my 10th birthday. Our wonderful cousin Nancy, who many of you know as "Jovifan"
came along for the ride. We stopped at some place in the morning for breakfast, as we were transporting overnight in the now retired giant blue van, complete with "Cap'ns Chairs." After breakfast, the waitresses regaled me in a song of Happy Birthday...and brought out a giant chunk of hot fudge cake...at like 8 in the morning. Later on in the day...something happened to the van and we were forced to stop in Jacksonville to make repairs. In the parking lot of the garage we were patronizing someone had abandoned their toupe/wig/hairpiece, and it had since collected some filth and oil smattering. Nancy and Elizabeth, mocking my cake from earlier in the day, dubbed it the "Hot Fudge Wig" and told me that was my next birthday present. I didn't have such a great sense of humor about it...but as the years went on...my appreciation for it grew. In fact, a few years ago it was re-crafted and given to me again. You don' t want to know.

Alright everyone, I'm off to the pizz-ool...have a lovely day!!!

GO RED SOX!!!!!

This just in: Friday, April 4th Declared National Holiday!

2008-04-02T19:29:00.004-04:00

So not true...but it sooo should be!! New Kids on the Block, as if you haven't heard, are making a triumphant comeback starting this Friday on the Today Show!!! Bust out your back issues of Tiger Beat and that giant photo book they sold and that you must admit that you bought and still have...admit it...you are among friends here!!!

Words cannot describe how happy I am. I think it was prophetic that I found the cassette tape when I did! I think it was wonderous that Backstreet Boys were on the finale of The Celebrity Apprentice...because people on a national scale could witness how insanely awful they were and put the spotlight on the more deserved musical institution that NKOTB is!!

They have been working on new music and I will have it the day it's released to the public!! Now, I need to either start a petition or send a memo to *NSync and get them on the bandwagon and my life will be, quite possibly, in the most wonderful place it's ever been:) Back in Boy Band Mecca - like it should be!!

Check out this video from People.com...it's wonderment.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

2008-03-17T23:10:00.003-04:00

found at www.someecards.com

I know it's a little late in the day...but better late than never! Hope you all had a great day...and several to many beers!!!

What once was "lost" has now been FOUND!

2008-03-13T18:39:00.008-04:00

Today is a "Lost" day...but that's not what I'm referring to! Not even in response to Ben's maniacal, devious, miserable, despicable taping over of the Red Sox winning the World Series in '04! Bastard!

Since I've moved I've made it a "goal" to unpack at least a box or two a day. Yesterday I put my living room tables together...that was a treat. The trash guys are going to loooove me! Outside my door is a waist high pile o' cardboard and two trashbags filled with bubble wrap and styrofoam. Actually...Al Gore is probably on his way over with some thugs as I type.

At any rate, I was going through some of the boxes and weeding through items which are random in nature and basically of no use. However, I know as soon as I throw something away I'll probably need it. Dear Diary, this is the true confession of a hoarding pack rat! Now, when I left Saint A's several years ago...I got to the end of the packing process and made the "effit" rule. Rather than be organized and have some sense to my packing...the "effit" rule allowed me to just pitch stuff in boxes and get on with my day. I taught my mother the "effit" rule and she packed my desk according to the by-laws of said rule. Now, on my desk, with the intentions to be put in a place I could actually find it...was my Disney Hopper Pass. Those who are "in the know" about the Disney Theme Parks know that these kids are not cheap. You can hit the Tower of Terror at Hollywood Studios (formerly MGM) like *NSync did...or check out the newly refurbished "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride featuring Cap'n Jack. What ever you want...it's all part of the "hopper" experience! Thankfully they don't expire, so you can go to Disney any time you get the inkling...provided you know where the DHP is! For the past 3 years...I have not had a clue where the DHP was! Come on...were you really surprised? That's the downfall of the "effit" rule! Well kids, today...in a box filled with 5 empty CD cases...pictures of my famous trip to "Cananada," pictures of my college graduation...and I'm not even making this up...a cassette tape of New Kids on the Block...I found my precious ticket!!

You don't believe me about the New Kids thing do you...well here...

It is what it is kids...didn't I blow your mind? If you didn't get that then you aren't paying attention and you must be slapped.

Now, as an extra special fun treat...here are some pictures of my living room furniture...very comfy! Not the glass tables...those aren't comfortable...but the couch and recliner are:) I apologize for the quality of the photos...even with the lamps it seemed a little dark...and the glass reflections did some weird things...but I'm not in it for the art of it folks...I'm just showing you my gear. The couch and the recliner are a microfiber suede something or other material...the tables are glass...and the lamps are lampy. The pillows came with the set...but I like the chocolate brown of the couch and chair because it's neutral so I can change the accent color of the room whenever I feel like it.

So that's it for now...have a happy Lost (and found!) day!!!

I Heart Sea World!

2008-03-02T21:49:00.005-05:00

Seriously, I think I could go there every day. Well, that might be excessive...but I love it...so deal!

Yesterday I met up with the Bennett's (Drew, Allison, and Eva) and the Sparks' (Allison's parents Marcia and Dan) at Sea World O-Town. We decided to meet up at 11...but both arrived a little early. By the time I got parked and through the line it ended up being 11...so it was all good.

We started off in "Key West" and visited the Dolphins...then straight past "Journey to Atlantis." It was a little early to get soaked...and even though Eva really wanted to go on she's still just a little too short:( So we went to see Clyde and Seymour take "Pirate Island." I won't spoil the "fun" for anyone who's never been...but I did suggest we get there a little early so as not to be part of the pre-show "entertainment." I got to feed Eva a bottle during the show, but finally had to give her back to Allison as Eva just kept giggling and not eating much. The kid is so happy!! So she fell asleep right after...which I think she did on purpose as the next stop was "Shark Encounter." "Awww...they don't let strollers in...that's a shame. I know...I'll stay out here and let her get her cutie sleep while you go explore those treasures of the deep!" Eva saves the day!! At least she saved Auntie Mo from the shark tank!!! She woke up a few minutes later-which was fine...she was just so fun to be around.

We then walked toward Shamu Stadium, with a layover at the "Hospitality House." Love it. Actually-I didn't indulge in any of the free beer goodness. I think I was still in the mode that I'm usually there in July and I get too warm. So there's always next time...maybe even next week because Joe Nichols is playing there and I might need to partake! I digress...so after roaming the Clydesdale Hamlet...with one very inappropriate Clydesdale, well, let's just say "greeting" us...we hit the Hospitality House for a little break. We went to Shamu Stadium for the big "Believe" show. Only problem was that the whales didn't "Believe" in performing for us at that moment. They finally got their act together and did some flips and such. Hopefully next time it will be better:)

We did the walking tour of "Wild Artic" and got to see Belugas, and Walruses, and Polar Bears...oh my! We finished out the day with some dinner and shopping...and then hit the parking lot before the fireworks started and would wake up a finally sleeping Eva!

I had a great time, and I hope you enjoy my slide show! I've also posted the whole album at Flickr...so please stop there and leave some comments if you like!!!

Long time gone...

2008-02-29T23:54:00.005-05:00

I took this of the "big guy" last summer...get ready for a bazillion more!

Yeah, remember how I was all "I'm going to be able to blog more" when I get to FL?

Ooopsie.

I'm very excited today because tomorrow I will be going to one of my favorite places to see some of my favorite people!! Tomorrow is Sea World day and I will be in the presence of the effervescent Bennett family!! I've charged the camera battery and downloaded excess photos...so now I can add to my collection of Sea World photos with bonus shots of Eva swimming with the dolphins and training Shamu. Alright...she might be a little young for that...but perhaps she can do a little jig with the penguins. What? She's not walking yet? That's cool...we'll hold her up!! :) I'm also happy because the wise people of Anheuser-Busch not only give out free samples of their fine product at the World O' Sea...but the ticket I bought to get in is good for the rest of the year too. I can mosey up to O-Town whenever I feel like it. I like living here:) It's very convenient to my whims!

Today is also "leap day." What's the significance? Well folks, today only comes around once every four years...and to celebrate the fine people at the Q put EVERYTHING on 4 easy pay schedules! Not that I can afford anything right now...but when you can break it up over four months-come on. I indulged in some un-necessary Bare Minerals and philosophy product. I'm an addictive personality. I can't be stopped. Sadly, I brought people down with me...but we'll all survive...in the poor house!

Now I must go to bed...there will be pictures by the end of the weekend. This I promise you.

Happy Friday!

I "Supersized it!"

2008-01-21T16:06:00.000-05:00

On Saturday I signed the lease on my new apartment! I cannot express how happy I will be when I take hold of my keys on Wednesday!! Mostly because I'll be out of that hotel! Also because I really think that I lucked out with the deal that I got. Because the 2 bedroom/2 bath was only 50 bones a month more than the 1 bedroom/1 bath and NO DECK...I went with the supersize upgrade. Most of you know I'm a pack rat-so the extra space will be handy. Plus, as soon as I told people of my new abode there was suddenly a lot of interest in coming to visit-so having the extra room will prove beneficial I think! I even got offers for subletting the second room...crazy!

This is a view of the pool...I'll share better pictures later. My building is actually the one you can barely see on the left.

The place is phenomenal, and I'm so glad to have found it. The best part is it's on the property of a golf course, and I get all the amenities including access to the 7 pools, movie theater, and such. My apartment is right near the club house, so it's just a hop, skip, and mosey to the pool. I'm on the second floor-which makes me happy. No one above me making noise. They are currently replacing the carpet in my place, so I'll be moving on Wednesday to a practically brand new apartment. Of course by "moving" I mean that I'll be bringing in my clothes and aerobed until arrangements are made to get my things from Maine. I miss my bed!! I called and set up the electric, and am waiting for the cable guy to call me back. I assume that he must be off considering the holiday. It will be nice to have cable again. The hotel gives me about 4 channels that are not news or sports related, so I'll be ready to catch up on things I've missed. I'm even considering going back to Netflix...and that way I won't need any movie channels. We'll see what happens. Right now the dvd player is in Maine, so I have a bit before I need to make any decisions. One of the best parts of the place is that there is a full size washer and dryer already in the unit. So much easier. I looked at one place that wanted to charge me a "deal" of $1030 a month for a unit MUCH smaller than this, no washer and dryer, $35 a month for garbage pick up, etc. etc. etc! No thanks! This place is on the next street, is much more "rural" and has WAY more amenities and I got it for a LOT less than that! I'm glad I took the time too. Now I can start looking for a condo or house to move in next year. Did I mention that my commute will now be 20 minutes...as opposed to the hour and a half it took me in Maine??

The only negative to this is the fees for pets. I was thinking of getting a dog or cat...but I just can't afford the extra rent and admin fees. I'll survive...I'm positive of that! I got to see my brother's gf's cat yesterday and it is adorable! I almost thought that I'd just say forget it and get one...then I set up the electric today and decided to just be reasonable!!

I definitely signed up for rental insurance today too. Considering the tornadoes that touched down in the area the other night, I think it's worth it!

Wish You Were Here...

2008-01-14T14:29:00.000-05:00

It's free...but I got this picture here

So as most of you know I’ve successfully transplanted myself in Florida…well, I’m in the process of a successful transplant anyway!

I postponed my roadtrip a few days as my traveling companion, Peggy, was very ill and ended up having to go see the doctor. And as it’s been documented…I’m a procrastinator and decided that enjoying the holiday with my friends and family was more important than actually packing. Yikes. I will have to return to Maine and get the rest of my things in order…but I have to find a place to live first!

When I left Maine, it was literally like a postcard gift from Mother Nature. I wish a photo could do it justice, but it just cannot. The sky was a beautiful purple and pink, just before the sun rose. The trees were frosted with snow from the day before. It was just meant to be! Listening to the radio, driving over the Piscataqua Bridge (also the Maine and New Hampshire Border) Greenday’s "Good Riddance" more popularly known as "Time of Your Life" came on. It was just a really pleasant, though admittedly cheesy, way to leave Maine!!!

Peggy was great company on our adventure! Usually she sleeps the whole time she drives with anyone, but she was talkative and happy. That kid can make me laugh so hard…she’s hilarious when she wants to be! We got to Virginia the first day, we probably could have made it further, but we sat in traffic in New York on the George Washington Bridge (Maggie’s nightmare!!) and then again at the toll booth (regardless of my EZ Pass!) in Delaware.

The second day was pretty rough, there was a lot of rain and traffic through North Carolina and South Carolina. We ended up staying in SC, right on the border of Georgia for the night. The rain was brutal, like driving through a snowstorm at home! The traffic was nonsensical! I’m a slow driver, but generally I go the speed limit or just above. The speed limit down here is 70…70!! I kept getting stuck behind trailers going 55. No kidding. Trying to pass these things was a joke…I was getting so frustrated because I just couldn’t get over!! Granted, I was also into the 8th hour of listening to XM’s Disney Channel with Peggy…so that might have had something to do with my frustration!! I almost wanted to drive straight through to Orlando and find those responsible for High School Musical and make them STOP!!! Sensing I was minutes away from a nervous breakdown…the Days Inn became a welcome stop! My parents called ahead and booked the room, which was fortuitous as due to the rain the dump had zero vacancy minutes after our arrival!

Peggy discovered the "cricut" on an infomercial…we watched it about 12 times. She really wants it…and even took down the phone number the first night in VA. When we were in SC she got all mad because the phone number was "different." She had written down, and MEMORIZED the one from VA. The poor kid, I told her it was probably a regional thing and they had different numbers for some reason. Anyone we talked to on the phone got the earful about the cricut. We spoke of it ad nauseum the rest of the way...Peggy has many different ideas on how she can use it! I almost started wanting one! She could be a sales rep!! As dad says though..."start saving."

We finally arrived in Florida on Sunday. We stopped at the information center and received our obligatory free orange juice. It was official-we were here!! We drove to Elizabeth and Wes’ house and while she took Peggy to feed her friend’s cats…I hit the hotel, checked in, and took a nap! Oh happy day! Elizabeth had a party for New Years Eve, and I checked into my Extended Stay hotel on New Years Day…and have been there since. I finally got the rental agent to take my call last week…now if only he could produce a list of places for me to live!! There is one right near where I’m staying-so that might work out. I want a good neighborhood…but I don’t want the city…and I don’t want to live in the boonies. I’m picky…but if gas is going up to $4 a gallon…then I have to be reasonable.

The weather has been pretty funny here…funny interesting…not ha ha funny. It’s Florida, and I’ve been wearing a jacket every day! Last week it was in the 20’s!! Today it was 50 degrees. I know it’s nothing compared to what most of you are dealing with up North…but hey…you get a snow day and I don’t!! That should comfort you somehow!

Why is it called PROcrastination?

2007-12-21T19:37:00.000-05:00

Seriously, is "pro" not allegedly a positive thing? Because PROcrastination seems to suck...yet I fall into it's arms at every chance!

Case in point, the fact that I've not written for almost two months. Sad! I'm sure you are all very upset! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Things have been a little busy, and of course, I'm procrastinating as I type. I should be packing...but I'm not. It's not easy! I keep telling myself that anyway! Well, I got the the "pack rat" gene in the family...and it's pretty brutal. It's one freaking room and it just never ends. Never. I don't even know how I could fit this much into it in the first place!

For those of you who aren't in the loop...I'm packing because I'm finally moving to Florida! It literally came up in the last month...the day before Thanksgiving actually. I saw an internal posting for my company in the Tampa area-where I've wanted to be for a long time. I was actually up for another job, but in a very non-me move...I took a chance and retracted my application and applied for this one. They flew me down that week and offered me the job. Nice. It's a promotion, which means more green...nice. It's very strange to be leaving though-I've reconnected with several good friends over the last few years, and now to just be leaving seems crazy. In my humble and insane opinion, it's time for me to cut the crap and start being brave. I need to get out on my own. I'm not really starting over because I don't feel that is something I have to do. Technically I am...but there are so many amazing people in New England that I will be connected to for life...albeit many miles away! And for them it's a real positive because they have a free place to crash when they come visit;)

At the very least my new adventure should give me some more blogging material!

Happy Christmas and Merry New Year!

Peace!

Spooky Scary

2007-10-31T00:01:00.000-04:00

The full version of 30 Rock's "Werewolf Barmitzvah." I haven't been able to get it out of my head since it aired a few weeks ago. "Werewolf Barmitzvah...spooky scary...boys becoming men...men becoming wolves." Tracy Morgan is perfect. Happy Halloween!

Emma is 1!

2007-10-30T20:30:00.000-04:00

Here are a couple of choice photo's from Miss Emma's 1st birthday soiree...she is adorable! I have to say that Kim's nephew was one of the highlight's of the day...his reactions were priceless when opening the gifts!

Miss Emma getting her "frosting on!"

See...and his excitement proved him a true member of Red Sox Nation...Emma got Rem-Dawg's Wally books courtesy of me:)

Emma's 1st Birthday cake

Too cute:)

And the Grand Finale...a video of Emma blowing kisses...and preparing for the cake and frosting...

"I got a rock..."

2007-10-30T19:15:00.000-04:00

Classic line from "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"...yes. Also, what the 2007 Boston Red Sox will be saying come springtime when they get their well deserved World Champion Rings!

I know I'm a day early with the Halloween pics...but in my town tonight is the night for tricks or treats...so here are my stellar jack-o-lanterns "cahved in honah of the 2007 World Champion Bahstan Rhed Sahwx!!

Good times NEVER seemed so GOOD!!!

2007-10-29T01:09:00.000-04:00

Photo from Boston.com(Barry Chin -photographer)

In case you haven't heard yet...the Boston Red Sox are World Champions AGAIN!!

This made me laugh out loud today...

2007-10-26T22:18:00.000-04:00

found at bostondirtdogs.com

And if the thought of the complimentary taco really strikes up a giggle...you can get this t-shirt at cafepress.com...

GO RED SOX!!

Break out your dancin' underpants...

2007-10-22T01:18:00.000-04:00

the Red Sox just won the ALCS!!!

Welcome to Sox-tober...

2007-09-28T23:46:00.000-04:00

i got this picture here

Round about 11:00 pm EST tonight, the news coming in from Camden Yards in Baltimore was very good for Red Sox Nation. While everyone was waiting desperately for the Red Sox Nation Presidential debates to begin on NESN...champagne corks started popping as it was announced that the Baltimore Orioles beat the Yankees...thus awarding the title of A.L. East Division Champions to the very deserved Boston Red Sox! I'm about ready for a parade...so bring on the play offs!!

PS-I've never been happier to not be working an overnight shift as a Resident Director than at this very moment!

Sweet Dreams...BELIEVE!!!!

LET'S GO RED SOX!!!

i got this picture here

Pay it forward...

2007-09-21T20:40:00.000-04:00

Drewbie has published a calendar with some of his amazing photography. One of the best parts is that $2.00 from each calendar he sells will help out a former classmate of his that's going through a particularly bad time right now. Please buy a calendar and help out this family. The bonus is not only getting some really stunning photography to hang in your office, home, or favorite cubicle...but the knowledge that you helped someone when they really needed it!

fun fact friday...

2007-09-21T01:04:00.000-04:00

i have today off. i know that might not be a "fun fact" in your book, but in mine...it's pretty much the knees of the bees. testimony to the fact that i've been so busy is that not only was i not in "the know" about justin appearing on oprah wednesday...but i have yet to even search it down on youtube!! do you get it now?

my fun moment of the day for thursday was speaking to "sweet caroline" on the phone. before lauren could even utter the 2nd syllable of "reesie" she was demanding the phone so she could thank me for her "nemo bathing suit." i would like to point out that i had this mailed to her for her 2nd birthday...2 months ago...yet my brilliant godchild not only recognizes it as a gift from reesie...but is gracious enough to thank me for it all these months later. mensa...get ready!

i also had the good fortune to talk to budding soccer star allison who informed me she's playing tomorrow! the highlight of my fall will be getting to see her play in a game:) though, i will not allow her to like or idolize mia spamm in any way...there are far better role models out there for allie, the soccer prodigy!

needless to say it's been a busy few weeks...thus epitomized by my lack of posts! this week has been especially grueling for personal reasons. i'm hoping the next 3 days i can catch up with old buddies and some old blogs!

It's frigging freezing!

2007-09-18T20:31:00.000-04:00

That's it, that' s really all I wanted to say. I'm sure you know it...but it's true. I am not looking forward to another winter here in the Northeast. That being said, this has to be my last one. I think it will be nice to visit...in the summer...but I'm done now. I'm beginning the process and I figure you should hear it from me first. I want to wear short sleeve shirts and at the most, a light sweater. I'm sick of dressing in layers. It's exhausting. I'm tired. I'm pretty sure I just packed up all my "winter gear" anyway! Meanwhile, I just dropped off my winter coat at the dry cleaners...and I want it back because I'm so frigging cold!! I want to wear flip flops and not even think about socks.

I'm off. I'm going to build a fire in the living room with junk mail and pictures of my summer vacation. I can't have even the hint of the memory because it makes me loathe the frigid climate even more.

Oh bother.

Shrute-mania!!

2007-09-17T20:47:00.000-04:00

Calling all my Scranton peeps! I've just applied for a job with Dunder Mifflin Infinity. I don't think it's a real job, but what exactly is your definition of a job anyway?

In all seriousness, I think it's going to be some fun way to procrastinate when what some consider "real work" should be done! SOLD!!

From what I gather, it's some sort of game-there weren't a lot of details...but again...do we really get "all" the details when applying for a job? Like, for instance, did I think that I would spend 3 weeks not getting home until after 8pm every night, working 6 days when I applied for my current job? Noooooooooooooooooooooo. I did not. So really, I think I deserve a little peace and giggle time when it is thrown in my general direction. I could just play crossword puzzles, but I'm just not in a crossword puzzle mood-so simmer.

Here's the info...I need to "hire" 15 employees to play along. Methinks it's going to be something like the App-Reese-tice...but less dramatic and soap opera-y. And to get to the top...I'm totally willing to cheat. It's just something I feel is necessary, to help out my employees, should the need be there!

So I fully expect you all to sign up...let's get back in the spirit of the fun time blog competitions!

Here were the welcome directions I received mere moments ago...

In order to confirm your branch selection you must hire a minimum of fifteen (15) employees. Here is your unique Branch Hiring Code that you can give to prospective employees in order to hire them directly for your branch:

byb3au3h8c

IMPORTANT: Make sure your prospective employees choose the same branch city as you! Portland, ME

If employees you would like to hire sign up without your code, they will not count towards your fifteen employee quota. You can, however, tell them to return to the Employee Application and re-apply with your code (use the Re-Apply button in the navigation menu). Be aware, time is of the essence. The first potential Regional Manager to reach fifteen employees will take that branch. If someone else recruits fifteen people before you, you will be hired into that branch as a regular employee. During this initial hiring period, you will not be permitted to re-apply as Regional Manager for a different branch. Once the branches open, however, you may re-apply for another branch should someone claim your Regional Manager position (use the Re-Apply button in the navigation menu).

Once your fifteen employees have been confirmed and we are ready to open the branches, you will receive a confirmation message.

Just remember, being a branch manager isn’t all fun and conference room meetings. It’s hard work. As manager of a Dunder Mifflin Infinity branch, you’re responsible for conducting the day-to-day operations of your branch, including administering the voting and submissions that accompany some of our tasks. Of course you’ll also be motivating your branch to win as many SchruteBucks as possible so they can win great prizes and show Corporate which Dunder Mifflin Infinity branch is the best.

Don't blow this for me...I mean us! If you're real good and sign up...you might get some Stanley Nickels...or a mug for me that says "Worlds Greatest Boss." Sweet.

Update: It has come to my attention that I overlooked giving credit to those who supplied the images used in this post. I admit that it was an oversight and I truly apologize to those whom I have offended. In my own defense, it was late, I'm overtired, and it truly was not done intentionally. I'm not a fan of copyright infringement, or blatantly stealing original material from others websites and blogs.
The image of the Shrute buck came from here.
The image of the Stanley nickel came from here.
Again, my apologies.

Dreams really do come true!!

2007-08-29T20:10:00.000-04:00

I did it!! I won Drew's contest!! Everybody jump up and down and say "yaaaayah!!!" I would like to thank all those that made it possible for me to triumph...mostly Drew for having the contest! I'd also like to thank, well, me...who tirelessly racked up the "pwants" day and night!! I must also thank you all for supporting me by not voting for me in last month's contest when, if you remember, I came in "dead last." I solemnly believe that the embarrassment that was my showing in last month's contest truly inspired me to embrace the competition of the Benspark Add It Up Contest!! So everyone pat yourselves on the back and say "way to go!!"

I still absolutely recommend you all visit Drew's family of blogs and photo hosting sites. He puts a LOT of work into all of it and without fail there is new content every day.

Here's the rundown:

The Benspark

The Wired Kayaker

Benspark 2: Electric Boogaloo

Flatwater Tech

And his photography is located thusly:

Flickr

Zooomr

Buzznet

I will keep you all in the loop regarding my fabulous prizes...that's right...prizeS...plural! I have a choice betwixt a Flickr Pro or Zooomr Pro account...so I have to figure out what I want to do. Once that is all set up I'll make sure you are all aware so you can see my pictures. And the other nice bonus I won is 25 bones to spend at the Kodak Gallery. VERY nice!

Stay tuned for September's big Benspark Contest...I can't wait!

Wouldn't it be fun?

2007-08-23T22:43:00.000-04:00

Do you like to win things?

I like to win things.

Who doesn't like to win things?

Well, I'm sure if the prize awarded was a rusty can full of slugs I wouldn't like to win...but beggars can't be choosers...right?

I love to win prizes, or at bingo. One time I won $65 at bingo. It should have been $365...but I wasn't paying attention to my own cards...and well...it's something I have to live with. I guess it really is important to mind your own business.

I like to win contests.

Speaking of contests....Drewbie is hosting another contest next month!! SERIOUSLY!!! I know it's shocking and amazing all at the same time. For this contest you need to have the thing I didn't win in last month's contest because I went on vacation. "The thing," if you remember, was the XShot...the hand held tripod that could have helped me take pictures of myself with nice fun people and hella cool things. But I came in dead last...so that was a bust. So now, if I want to be in next month's Benspark contest...and if you want to be in next month's Benspark contest...then we need to get our act together and order the XShot. Luckily, the kind people of XShot like The Benspark a lot...and are offering his readers a discount code again! So even though I came in dead last on last month's contest...it's all good. I can order a lovely XShot...just for me. Head over to the Benspark for details of the special promo code.

Did you go yet?

Why not?

What are you waiting for?

Don't you want to win prizes? CASH prizes? Don't you want to achieve everlasting joy won in the conquer of defeat? Don't you? I do. I'm ordering one. I don't want to be dead last again. Remember that...when I only got like, 9 votes? It makes me sad a little...and who wants to be sad? No one that I know. Well, a few people I know...but those people don't have to enter the contest now do they? That just makes the odds of winning all the better for us...doesn't it? :)

Get involved in your blogging community. Do it!! Do it!!

Kickin' the contest up a notch!

2007-08-23T10:41:00.000-04:00

Drew has added a new bit of "pwahnt" collecting to his current contest in the form of a tag (meme) challenge. Fine, I'll play.

Obligatory Rules, Copy and put in your post.

You post the meme rules before you start listing the facts of the darn meme. For each letter of your middle name, list a fact/statement relevant to you and/or your life, in some way. Alright? If you don’t have a middle name, pick one.
Next, it’s your world, make up your own rules for the rest of this one and tag people accordingly .

My rules for the meme are simple, leave a comment on this post that you saw it with a haiku or free form poem about how your life has changed in the new blogging generation! Ha! Ready, set, go! (PS-You don't have to have a blog to participate...but I am going to have to tag some old standby bloggers!!)

His rules were to favorite some of his photos on Zoomr...which I did with pleasure. I had a hard time getting them to "come over" to this post...so if you go here you can see them with much better quality! These are just a spattering of my faves!!

So here's my middle name magiggah:

Television is my favorite.
Hate my commute
Extremely obsessed with "podcasts." (Seriously, it's scary!)
Revels in all things Justin Timberlake.
Endlessly searching for something I've misplaced.
Someday would like to write a book.
Addicted to BareMinerals.

OK...it's been awhile...so let's see who wants to play...

Nancy
Julie
Maggie
Lauren
Katie
Meghan
California Mo

Come on! You know you want to!!! :)

Another cousin...another wedding...

2007-08-19T21:39:00.001-04:00

And I think my summer of family weddings is complete! My cousin, Kathleen married her boyfriend of eight years yesterday afternoon! It was a beautiful ceremony an an extremely fun reception! Hey...when there's a mariache band...you know it's going to be a good time. Paolo, who our family calls Paco, and Kat met at Holy Cross where they went to college. He has spent many a Thanksgiving with us and is one of the nicest people in the world. I am so happy for them! Most of his family came from Mexico and Spain to celebrate the nuptuals...and somehow we Irish were able to keep up. The weather could not have been more perfect, and the reception venue was an unbelievable sight!

Kathleen looked GORGEOUS! She was like a model!!

The view...breathtaking.

Send Drewbie to the Superbowl!!

2007-08-19T21:20:00.000-04:00

I'm a little contest crazy in blogland lately? But who couldn't be...there is too much fun to be had! So now, Drewbie has entered himself into a Superbowl Ad contest over at FuelMyBlog...and I wouldn't be able to sleep at night if I didn't try and get him a few more votes!!! Just follow the directions to register at FMB (if you aren't already!) in this link with more info from The Benspark himself. If you aren't already registered at FuelMyBlog...well...I just don't know why! I figure that we're all out here in blogville sharing that which we WANT to offer with the world...so why not get more peeps to come and see what you are all aboot? (Yes, I meant to type "aboot"...I'm hoping for some Canadian blog love here!) So get off your high blogs, register, make new friends...and help out an old one by sending Drew to the effin Superbowl aye?! (**PS...I spent the weekend with Spaniards and Mexicans...so WHY I'm throwing Canadian verbiage around is beyond me!**)

If begging won't get you to help out...then look at this picture of Drew in his younger years giving his all...and some high quality H2O to his team!! Won't you help the guy out?? Well, what are you waiting for...VOTE NOW...VOTE EVERY DAY...Do your civic blogging duty!!! And tell them I sent you:)
And while you are at it...give him a hand at winning an iRobot Roomba! They have a baby coming, and who wants to spend time vacuuming when they can be playing with Baby Benspark?!?! Click on this link and vote for #29 "Keep your eyes out for Bathroomba..."

Drew Winned!!!

2007-08-14T22:56:00.001-04:00

Drewbie, of The Benspark Fame, won a photography contest at fuelmyblog!! Although, not for the photo above...for this one...of the dragonfly! The photo above is his Photo o' the Day...and I like it for it's pretty colors. I'm in a simple childish mood...so humor me!
I like this picture mostly because it reminds me of a better time...when the world was innocent and lovely...and Gilmore Girls was still on Tuesday nights!!! Get it...Dragonfly Inn...Gilmore Girls. It's still such a fresh wound to me! Regardless of my loss of Tuesday night entertainment...Drewbie is a "winnah" and should be heralded as such!! Congrats, pal!!

I know what you are thinking...you're still concerned about my Tuesday night activities considering GG is a fading memory. Well, it's not fading to me...GG will live on forever...in my heart and my DVD collection!! Sad.

So anyway, tonight I went to see Stardust. I'm all about fairy tales and such...so it was perfect for me to see. Well, it far surpassed even my hopeful expectations. In all truth, I went because I have a weird little crush on Ricky Gervais. I know...but it's not for anything but his brain. Boyfriend is a brilliant comedic mind so pretty much anytime I can see him I'll go and "have a laugh." Amazingly enough, Robert DeNiro made me laugh harder than anyone else in the movie. Well, at first I had quite the chuckle at Michelle Pfeiffer's dreadful British accent...but Bobby D won out in the end. When the critics say that he'll surprise you...believe it!! After a summer of sequels and "highly anticipated" but really just waste of time movies...this one was a very pleasant turn of events. I'm glad that I went for my own selfish purposes...because it turns out that it's my favorite movie of the summer. I hope the buzz gets going a little more...I think it could be as popular as "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" if enough people take the opportunity to not miss this film. But that's my silly little opinion:) I just wish I could turn back time and find a way to get Michelle Pfeiffer to pass on the movie...or at least work with a proper accent coach.

Saturday Shopping Spree

2007-08-11T22:58:00.001-04:00

Did everyone see The Benspark Photo-A-Day today??

The BenSpark
Photo-A-Day

Look how adorable Sparky is all preggo! That is a picture of Drewbie's Baby Mama with the new crib they got at IKEA. (For more info on the shopping day...hit this link!) I've never been to IKEA, but something tells me it would be dangerous in there for me!!! I'm so excited to meet Baby Benspark in October!!

I had an exhausting shopping day myself...it seems like I've been spending money like I actually have it lately! It's expensive to be me! Ha! Anyway...after I woke from my JT coma (totally worth the exhaustion!)...I got up and had some b-fast with my moms. Then I got the cats into their little pet taxis to send them off to the vet. Simba doesn't "meow." He just growled like a dog...seriously...it was freaky. Nala just whined her little monkey whine. What is it with my pets not sounding like the creatures God made them? Weird. So anyway...after they were off I got myself together to head over to Linen's N' Things. I bought a new mattress last weekend that was delivered yesterday while I was at work. It's beautiful. It was expensive-but totally worth it. My back already feels better...no joke. At any rate, it's a very deep mattress so of course I needed the deep sheets to fit them. I went to L&T's and was there for an hour, just in complete disgust. The least expensive sheets I could find were $80. $80. For an effing fitted and flat sheet. No pillow cases, no dust ruffle, no purchase for me. They had some sets that included those items...but that would cost me over $120 bucks and I wasn't having it. I had a coupon that I thought would ease my woes...but then after reading the fine print the set I finally decided on was excluded from the coupon. See ya. However, I did find that the Simmon's BeautyRest body pillows were on sale BOGO 50% off...so for $15 bucks I got 2 body pillows. That and they "match" my mattress...as it's a Beautyrest too...I felt the purchase was fated. There was no avoiding it. Then I got suckered into the cases for them and I don't even want to talk about how much those cost. Thankfully, there was the coupon and all was well. However, leaving L&T's I still needed some dang sheets. I went to Kohl's...there was a sale...and I got there too late to find sheets that I actually liked in the size I needed coinciding with a price I could afford. I wound up going with some plain white sheets...boring...but not being a shopper...I was ready to go!!! I hit BJ's for some supplies...and found a cute quilt WITH pillow shams for $40. I wish I had gone there first! I actually might return the sheets from Kohl's because for the same price I could get some pretty, frilly, high thread count sheets AND pillow cases for the same price. Yeah, I'm going back. At that point, my reason was being overshadowed by my JT hangover...so I just left to go home and nap. I frigging love naps. Apparently I'm 60. But the nap has made me more lucid and now realize even more so that I miss Justin...I mean that the Kohl's sheets have to go back. Could it be nappy time again? I only made one more stop at a roadside Veggie stand on the York Kittery line on Route 1. If you are driving by in the next few weeks...it's on the left hand side going north, as I said...right on the Kittery and York town line...just before Salmon Falls. It's a truck that looks all ramshackly and like they are just parking there randomly for the day...but don't let that fool you. The quality of the veggie's is unreal. They have the best corn on the cob, tomatoes, and even blueberries. It's one of the best parts of living in Maine in the summer. Digression over...I got home to find out that the cat's need dental work because apparently they have gingivitis. Nuts. Just more $ to spend!!!!

MY LOVE

2007-08-11T22:20:00.000-04:00

Please enjoy the clips above, they are from last night's concert in Boston. I found them on youtube.

Per the norm, Justin was effing amazing. The man is just brilliantly talented...and no one can fight that fact.

The night started out with a bunch of us meeting at The Four's in Boston. Julie, Kim, Maggie, Patsy, and Kerry decided that we would miss Good Charlotte and go into the Garden a little later. When we did make it over there, I have to admit...our seats were pretty damn great. The fact that I could see the white of Justin's teeth when he smiled was cause enough to make me smile too:) Kim and Julie hadn't seen Mr. Timberlake before, and I believe they were entertained. Actually, I liken Kimberly first seeing Justin live to what my idea of a church revival event is like. There was a lot of yelling, screaming, hands being thrown in the air, hands in prayer, and the phrase "Oh God" was used quite liberally. Like most of the concert, we were seated in a "skank" section. In fact, there were two girls scantily clad two rows in front of us who turned out to be comic fodder for most of our section. They were hammered, and made no secret of it. Our section was on the stairs-so they thought it would be "fun" to dance like maniacs in the aisle in 6 inch spiked heels. Can you guess what was going to happen? The girls in front of us had cameras poised not just for Justin's loveliness...but I'm sure for the next viral video on youtube! When one of the jackass drunkard's finally fell...no one could hold back the laughter. Then it got strangely quiet enough for Patsy to yell "LOSER!" and get all the section laughing again. Little Miss Stupid Heels sat in her seat mortified, as her "friend" rushed to the souvenir stand for some "SexyBack" short shorts. I know this happened because she showed everyone when she got back to the seat...waving them around in the air and giving the finger. Very classy. I'm glad she invested the 45 bones in the shorts though, it will be a sweet story for her grandchildren someday. Perhaps, she might even pass on those SexyBack shorts to one of those grandchildren...a memento of her blissful youth. Although, no matter how much she thinks she has the SexyBack...she's never going to get her dignity back.

I am glad I got to see this show in Boston. First of all, it's always nice to see Mr. Timberlake. He's a lovely gentleman. :) Secondly, the venue of the Garden obviously is so much larger than the Verizon in Manch-vegas. Like, at the end of the Manch show the crowds were just filing out and when JT came back for his encore and brought up the house lights there were a LOT less people there than when he left. Silly. To me it's like leaving in the 8th inning of a Red Sox game.
A) It's just rude.
2) It's a waste of the $ you spent to partake in the entertainment goodness.
D) You never know what's going to happen...just ride it out...you came this far didn't you?

So of course, being in Boston, not only are there a LOT more fans to pay proper homage...but they are a LOT louder too. At Manch it was almost hard to hear because the audience was so quiet and the sound was too loud for that. Last night it was very easy to understand and hear the sweet, dulcet, merry, tones of JT. Sigh. I miss him already!! I can't pick a favorite song from last night because everything was perfect...but I think it might have been Summer Love....or Rock Your Body...or What Goes Around...see...I just can't decide!

I'm also glad I went with the people I did. I have not been to a concert with Kerry and Patsy since the New Jersey Adventure! Sadly, neither Tony Lucca or Joey Fatone's Dad were there last night-then it really would have been a reunion! Not so sadly, there still aren't White Castle's anywhere near Boston...and trust me...that is a good thing for us ALL! Julie being there was awesome too, because I know she appreciates JT...and also for the first time in the (OMG...this is my 10th time seeing JT in concert!! Haaaaa!!) 10 times I've seen him...I wasn't the oldest one in the bunch:) Having Kim there was fantastic too...it brought back memories of going to see New Kids at the Worcester Centrum too many years ago! The only thing about going to a concert with so many people is sitting in the one row-obviously you don't get to spend enough time with the others...like Maggie and Katie:( We've had our moments though-so it was good we could share our joy with the newbies!! And for crying out loud, Lord knows I'm not stopping at 10...there will be many more years of *Nsync-Stalking to come!!

Summer Love

2007-08-09T20:51:00.000-04:00

Justin wishes to tell you something...he totally can't wait to see me tomorrow night!! We've decided to rendez-vous in the open so as not to get the paparazzi all in a tizzy. It's cool. He's going to sing to me...and then make it look like he's having a concert for thousands of other people...but between us...it's all about me. He's handsome...and crazy talented...so basically I feel that others should be allowed to enjoy the bliss that is the Justin Timberlake. In fact, I've invited along a few friends who will act as my entourage. Back in "the day," they would be referred to as "my posse." Incidentally, this is a very important reunion of some of the original "*NSYNCerators." Also we will have some newbies in the mix...undoubtedly they will not be disappointed. It's frakken JT...I think there are laws against being disappointed with him. Well, the dramatic acting is a little...but he can work on that. If he sticks with SNL and silly stuff we'll all be a happier people. So I have to check the tickets-because last time several people had cameras. If it's not against the law and I can smuggle mine in then I'll try and take some funtabulous photos of my boy whilst crooning to me. Just me. It's all about me. :) Ha.

I've never been really good at math...

2007-08-08T21:38:00.000-04:00

So obviously I should enter a contest that would call for addition!!!! Since I defeated everyone for the final slot in Drewbie's last contest...woo woo...I really thought my days of blog contests were over. It took a long time for me to recover from the defeat and sorrow...I locked myself in my room, I called in sick to work and vowed never to vacation again. I became obsessed with shows like Maury, Dr. Phil, and Oprah. I was suffocating from depression when like a gift, a light shone through my bleak existence! Drew announced another contest on The Benspark that would allow me to attempt a go at my own path to victory!! Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!

It's called the Benspark Add It Up Contest...and it's all about the points! I'm going to go the Jerry Maguire/Cuba Gooding, Jr. way here though and pronounce "points" like they pronounced "kwan." So from here on out, I would appreciate it if you would read the word "points" as "pwants." Show me the money, baby!!

So, some details...basically...Drew has taken on a lot of math by awarding "pwants" every day to visitors of yonder ye olde blog The Benspark! A LOT of math. Seriously, far more than I would ever be comfortable with. Honestly, I went to a college that did NOT require math for English majors BECAUSE the college did not require math for English majors. Again with the Jerry Maguire references...but here it is...they had me at "you don't have to take math, Mo." And the rest they allege, is history!!

So back to the contest...when you visit The Benspark you can get more info, but basically he's looking for comments and constructive feedback regarding his Photo-A-Day project which continues to be a staple in my "blog checking day." In all seriousness, (I know that's hard to believe I can in fact be serious), I love to see what Drew is photographing every day. He travels so much for work, it's something different all the time. The whole blog phenomenon started with The Benspark...as it used to say at the link on the right...it was my gateway drug to the blogland! And Drew has the decency (ahem...this is self criticism) to literally update The Benspark EVERY DAY! Even when he went on his honeymoon he had guest bloggers! I was one of them:) So check out the contest, I know several of you are photography enthusiasts and would be very interested in what The Benspark has to offer. I think you would be further interested in entering the contest because the prizes are photography related. And I believe you can get in on the action right here and now by leaving a comment on this post! What are you waiting for?? Do it, do it!!

To see more of Drew's Photo-A-Day project check out one or all of the following links:
The Benspark
Benspark at Buzznet
Benspark at Flickr
Benspark at Zooomr

You can also click on the hosting link on the right of this page.

Happy Happy!

2007-08-08T21:37:00.000-04:00

Happy Birthday to my sister Elizabeth...who is a mere 29.1 years old today!!!

Bobby Makes the Local Papers!

2007-08-08T21:29:00.000-04:00

Again, I've got more reason to be proud of my little bro! While perusing the online version of our town newspaper...imagine my shock to see my brother's face staring back at me! He was interviewed this weekend...but didn't think that it would be in this edition. I briefly pondered putting him on "the list," but why steal his glory?

Please enjoy the article...it's "really cool." Ha! (You'll get that when you read it)

Dead Last...

2007-07-25T08:48:00.000-04:00

To some it might be a place of honor and distinction...but not for me!! Currently, my rank is dead last on the XSHOT contest over at yonder BenSpark blog! Whaaat?!?! I returned from my vacation to be dismayed and forlorn as only 1 person had given me a pity vote!! So sad!! Haa! I've discovered that either the person gave me a repeat pity vote-or someone else found the kindness in their heart to vote for me at least ONE other time!!

So right now I'm just askin'...please vote for me!! I know I don't have a shot at winning considering voting ends Friday...but my new goal is to not be last!! Tell your friends to vote for me-vote for me on different computers-vote for me everyday until Friday...it would be swell and I'd do it for you!! :)

Thanks!

Respectfully,
Mo

I'm tired...but that's ok!!

2007-06-28T10:54:00.000-04:00

So last night, or early this morning, we picked up my sister Liz and my Aunt and Uncle from the glorious Manch-Vegas airport. Due to storms, their flights were a little delayed-but it worked out fine as they arrived just around the same time. We got back to Maine about 2...went to bed around 3...and my "natural body clock" allowed me to wake up around 7. Awesome. So, I'm beat-but at least it's a big fun weekend to look forward to! Nancy's wedding happens on Saturday-so be on the look out for some fun photo moments! I believe a lot of the family will be here on Sunday for some obligatory Maine lobster - and obligatory Budweiser product as well. I leave for vacation in 8 days...I can't freaking wait! Did I mention I bought an iPod? My cousin, who cannot discuss the new company she is working for online, but let's just say it's named after "the fruit that isn't an orange," guided me through the process very professionally. I ordered it on Sunday, and it arrived via Shanghai this morning. Perfect timing:) I can't wait to load it up with all sorts of "Mo Specific" nonsense. I'm sure you can assume there will be playlist dedicated to the amazing and prolific works of *Nsync. Nice.

If Bobby hadn't have stolen my "Dreamgirls" cd-that would be there too...but he's got a crush on J-Hud...and there was no stopping him. Of course I'm kidding, I'm exhausted and my back is acting up...so I'm sure I'm typing on sheer adreneline boosted by muscle relaxers! Ha!

So here are a few things I need to comment on before weekend festivities ensue:

*Britney...keep your freaking clothes on!

*Paris...I really don't care at all. But just writing that I contradicted myself because apparently I cared enough to write that I don't care. I sicken myself.

*Gilmore Girls....still canceled...and I'm still dwelling.

*Pearl is retiring. She's too cute for words...but she seems to have plenty to say.

*Even with this rumor circulating...I can't support a Fletch prequel. I won't.

*This is my favorite story today. Come on!

*By the way...is "Uncle Jessie" taking a page from the book of little Stephanie and her drug issues (I swear she kept her stash in Mr. Bear!)...or is it really just jetlag? You decide and I'll confer with Danny and Joey. Someone's gonna be in "big trouble, mister!"

That's all. I'm going to get ready for some wedding shopping:)

No rest for the wicked...

2007-06-23T21:36:00.000-04:00

Has this not been the longest week for everyone? Well, it has been for me at least...a long, emotional week. I'd like to thank friends and family alike for their thoughts and prayers over the past few days. My family, specifically my sister, my brother-in-law, and his family had a lot going on, we still have a lot going on. Things started out very promising, and somehow turned negative. I prefer not to get into it in a public forum...for the sake of the people involved. I just ask for your continued prayers and hope, again, for the people immediately involved. THANK YOU!

On a bright note, my brother came home for like, a minute and a half this week. We took him on "Bob's Summer Tour of '07." He got to see a lot of family in one day, and God bless him, he smiled through every minute of it. Actually, it was really a good day. I had to work this weekend for Orientation so I took Tuesday off for the "Tour." We left early and hit up Nana's in Hull...I even through in a trip to "Riddles" (or as Linda calls it: the grocery store with the aisles that are 2 feet wide and carpeted) for the kid. Then we went to the beach to see Kim who was there with her awesome mom, and Emma. Bob got to see Emma's "old man face" in person and I thought he was going to hit the ground in laughter. Mom got to meet Emma for the first time too, so it was a very special treat. Then we headed over to Somerville and went to our Aunt's house. We got to see Nants and Lauren and the girls which was very nice, as usual. I even hit the pool with the kids for awhile...Allie was too funny as we "toured" the backyard via pool. We explored the river rapids (or the place where the water is pumped and ripples) and even used the "golden noodle of justice" to save ourselves from some disaster or another. I love that she just laughs at anything I say, as if I'm the headliner at the Comedy Connection. Perhaps that's a line of work I should look into...standup for toddlers and Pre-K kids! After a lovely visit with our cousins, aunt, and uncle...we made way to yet another aunt and uncle's house for some quality face time and "sniffins." Actually, I can't even call it "sniffins" because it was a ridiculously good gourmet feast that is so far above the level of "sniffins." It was a long day, but so great to see everyone. We'll all be together again soon at Nant's wedding...less than a week away!!! Yay!

So poor Bob had to leave at 4 am to make his flight in Boston for 6 am the next day. I haven't heard from him-and I would assume he was still sleeping...but I think I saw his new baseball card online...so I'm sure he's been hard at work giving out autographs and such. Oh look...here it is now...

And yes, I blurred out the last name. I can't have the masses of stalkers he has be allowed any hints from me to help their insane plots of weirdo-ness. Besides, not a lot of my fans know my true identity. I'm a superhero...and the fate of the blogging world cannot be put in jeopardy. How many of you think I'm serious?

Speaking of questions...there's a new "feature" on the "We're in a Fight" in the form of a survey. I'm going to try to post new questions weekly. Just doin' what I can to keep it poppin' fresh. Check out the survey...and answer honestly...the fate of the answer to the survey may just lie in your hands. Please remember, with great power comes great responsibility.

Who else thinks it's time for me to retire for the evening?

Kids Incorporated...looks like we've made it!

2007-06-11T21:48:00.000-04:00

Remember the show Kids Incorporated? Of course you do...if you don't you're either too old to remember or you lived under a rock. I don't actually realize how I stumbled upon this realization...and I'm admittedly sad that I did...but "Fergie" of Black Eyed Peas fame was actually a regular on the show. Good for her...a breakout career as a kiddie song bird, and now she gets to marry Josh Duhamel and sing about her "humps." Gee that's swell. I am a fan of present day "Fergie," I don't know why this is creeping me out as much as it is. "It's time to be a big girl now, and big girls don't cry." To make ME feel better I'm posting a clip from Kids Incorporated of "Stacy and the Clown." I don't remember the back story...thankfully...but the video is pretty amusing. Below is the new video of Fergie's "Big Girls Don't Cry" video. You're getting the benefit of some gratuitous Milo Ventimiglia in fake tattoo joy. Milo is currently starring in NBC's 'Heroes', but is more famously (especially on THIS blog) known as rough and tumble "Jess" from Gilmore Girls.

Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner!

2007-06-11T20:41:00.000-04:00

Are you sick of the Dirty Dancing references yet? Tough.

Yesterday afternoon I had the delightful pleasure of visiting with my friends Linda and Kim, and Kim's baby girl, Emma. Peggy joined us for a little adventure to "the bug" where we were attended to by one silly hostess asking if we'd require a kid's menu for Emma. Emma who is just about 8 months old. Emma who is being carried by her mother in a portable car seat. Peggy just looked at the woman and said "yeah, right...like she's going to eat anything from the kid's menu!" I was a little horrified, but as we discussed later...more upset that the woman asked in the first place. Oh well. The conversation was fun...per usual with Kim and Linda. I'm already looking forward to our next rendez-vous...though only time will tell when that will be. Of course I had my camera at the ready so you could enjoy pics of Emma:) Please note that Kim put the baby in the corner, thus the Dirty Dancing quote earlier. See how everything just comes all the way back around (ooh...that's a Justin Timberlake quote...and a bunch of us are going in August to see Justin...including Kim...weird coincidence...or just weird? Wait! Don't answer that!)

Smiley Girl, even if she's forced to sit in the corner!

Must have just realized she's in the corner!!

Peggy & Emma chillin' in the parking lot

Awwww...she's a sweetie!

A wedding Saturday within the month of June...

2007-06-10T19:34:00.001-04:00

My cousin Courtney got married yesterday! She's only known the guy for 30 years or something, so everyone is kind of worried that they kind of rushed into it! It's actually a really sweet story, and to keep it short (which I seldom do) their mother's have been friends forever and you can pretty much do the math from there. It was a beautiful ceremony in Charlestown, right by the Constitution. As always, a wedding is a great reason for our family to get together. I haven't seen a lot of them since a certain Thanksgiving a few years ago (not that I "saw" them that day either!).

Some pictures from the evening...

The centerpieces.

And then...

what happens to the centerpieces after an hour of open bar with my family as guests.

Me, My cousin "in-law" Will, My cousins Scott and Sean, and "semi"cousin Matt.

At the church: Will, Scott, & Nana

Scott, Peggy, and my cousin Andrew

The happy couple, Courtney & Michael

Peggy, my cousin Gretchen, Scott, my cousin Kathleen, Me, and Sean
Scott, my mother & her BROWN dress, & Sean

Another cousin "in-law" Monica & Peggy (one of Monica's biggest fans!)

JONESin' for a Good Time!

2007-06-10T18:59:00.000-04:00

Oh. My. God.

Friday night was the much anticipated "bachelorette party" of the year. From what I've heard, the Community of Somerville will never be the same...especially because there's a semi-doppelganger of Tom Jones running around with a whole lot of ladies skivvies! Well, apparently "it's not unusual."

My cousin Nancy will be getting her "bride on" at the end of the month, and her sister Lauren, obviously also my cousin put together a shindig in her honor. I have to say, Lauren puts quite a bit of thought and detail into these events, (she was the mastermind of my Fenway themed surprise birthday party last year) I really think she should go into party planning!

The walls bedecked in Tom Jones albums, also serving as the means to an end of a raffle:

The very classy cake:"Help Yourself indeed!"

Oh, and I should probably mention she arranged for Nants to be serenaded by Tom Jones...well...a guy that sings like Tom Jones...

Ladies and Gents, please direct your attention to the traditional "huck underwear at Jones" event:

Nancy's face says it all. And yes, that is an adult undergarment. And yes, he took that with him too!!

It was a night that won't soon be forgotten...thank God for digital and video cameras!! I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time! In fact, it was mostly all I could talk about at a different cousin's wedding the following night! I got a lot of jealous feedback from some old school Jones' fans. It was an awesome night with the girls...and as Lauren noted at the microphone, I'm glad we got all this nonsense out of our systems before the wedding!

"Baby, You're the One"

2007-05-30T21:11:00.000-04:00

Is there a better movie than Dirty Dancing? Yes, in fact several come to mind...like The Wizard of Oz, so perhaps I should rephrase the question! Is there a better, more quotable, funny, goofy, movie about dancing than Dirty Dancing? If you answered a resounding "no," to the second question...then in my book you are positively correct!

I caught this the other night on cable, mind you, I own it on DVD and it's available on PPV...but instead of watching it from the beginning I just started watching from the scene where Johnny Castle is teaching Baby how to do the Mambo on a giant log in the woods. I know you can hear the song in your head right now ("Hey...hey baby! I wanna know-ow-ow...would you be my girl?") and now if it wasn't already then it will be in your head for the next few hours. You are welcome! I should have put in the DVD...because I missed the whole "You're WILD!" line...it's one of my favorites. Baby is so awkward, and weird...and I love that! It always amazed me that she was so young and he was supposedly some guy in his 20's that danced for a living at a summer lodge. Yeah, I just did some research and Mr. Patrick Swayze, aka "Johnny" was about 35 when that movie came out...and Jennifer Grey was 27 playing a high school kid. I'm glad I hated math then-because this little tidbit that Johnny is my mom's age is pretty much freaking me out! Moving on...because it's the right thing to do ("Release the Good!!!")!

20 years later, this movie is the Original "chick flick." It has everything a decent chick flick requires: the forbidden love, the music, the parental conflict, the political women's issues (as "Robbie" puts it "The Penny Situation"), the weirdo sibling, the hot guys, the irreverent behind the scenes dancing, and the cheesiest "if there were an Oscar for a schmaltzy script awarded this movie deserves it" lines ever known to screenplays! 20 years later and most women you know not only know all the music, but can recite dialogue verbatim from any Dirty Dancing scene. I actually teared up the other night, laughing of course, as one of my favorite scenes, if not my favorite of scenes occurred. I love it because at the moment it came on, after seeing the movie a thousand and eleven times, my mother decided it was "too racy" and she was leaving the room! Ha! It's the scene in Johnny's "bungalo" when Baby admits her fears:

"I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life................the way I feel when I'm with you."

Then they "do it." Haa! So mature I am!!! I'm crying just typing that out. Yes, you should further know that not only am I not looking up these quotes, I am ADMITTING publicly that I am not looking up these quotes. I believe that they have actually occupied a nerve center in my brain, and I'm ok with it.

I mostly love this soliloquy because it's one of those lines that when I first saw the movie at age 13 it was so romantic, and bold...and the "reaction" of the Johnny to said line was romantic, and bold, and "I can't believe I'm watching this and my parents are OK with it." Of course I now know, in my grown up (sort of) state of mind a few things about the line...first...that if a girl said that to most guys the reaction might be the laugh that I usually give it when I hear it...or...possibly the same reaction that Johnny gave Baby in the movie...but trust me...he's probably laughing on the inside! Who wouldn't? I also know that my parents let me watch the movie without watching it themselves, because if Moms is retreating from the room 20 years later...well, I don't know what the heck she thought I was watching back then:)

I actually might go watch this in a few minutes. I want to see the beginning..."I carried a watermelon" is always a treat to behold. But there are so many to list..."Go back to your playpen, BABY!" Haaa! I had way too many giggles watching the final scene of the movie-the classic final scene-that I think I got the neighbor's dog barking across the street! From Mr. Kellerman's chat with Max that forays into his solo to get the "visitors, staff, and guests" rockin' at the final show...to Lisa's earbleeding vocals on that song...Robbie's aforementioned confession to Papa Houseman, and Papa Houseman's subsequent "apology" to Johnny:
"I know it wasn't you who got Penny in trouble."
Johnny: "Yeah."
PH: "When I'm wrong...I say I'm wrong. (pans to Baby) You looked wonderful out there." Sniff.

Of course...I can't go without mention of the very popular "Nobody puts Baby in a corner," Johnny's big speech about doing his "kinda dancin with a great partner'," THE DANCE ROUTINE that was amazingly elaborate, yet unchoreographed of course...and Mama Houseman (EMILY GILMORE!!!) leaning over to tell Papa Houseman with a giddy smile on her face "I think she gets this from me!"

I'm going to run now and see about a quick Pachenga lesson before bed. Do you have favorite quotes from DD?? Or a favorite scene? Let me know...oh...and before I make my final bow this evening...know that before the end of the year a video game will be released based on Dirty Dancing!! Oh yes...if y'all thought I was obsessed with Britney's Dance Beat...just wait...I'll be practicing. I will not be accused of having "spaghetti arms!!"

Hold the phone...the blog is being updated!

2007-05-29T18:36:00.002-04:00

I know, I spent too long mourning the loss of my precious Gilmore Girls...but I've decided it's best to move on and not live in the past. That decision was made ALL the easier with the rumor of a GG Reunion MOVIE in the works...but alas...right now tis only a rumor (but as long as it makes me sleep through the night-I'm ok...for now).

So this past weekend was Memorial Day weekend-and though for some it only marks a weekend with an extra day off from work or school, I was reminded that it should mark the memories of those who have given us our freedom...too many at the expense of their own precious lives. I know I've promised not to get political here, so I won't. Like many, I have family and friends who have served or are serving in the Armed Forces, and I simply wish to thank them. Peace.

I went to the Annual Memorial Day Parade in Somerville, MA. My aunt and uncle live down the street from where it passes by - and for a couple of years now a bunch of us have gathered at their home to go to the parade. It was really fun this year, we even saw a band from Sanford, ME. It's always fun to see the Shriner's and their teeny cars-especially knowing what amazing work they do for kids. And though the end of the parade was LOUD, cheering on the firemen and women for the job that they do to keep people safe was pretty cool. It still amazes me how heroic and unselfish some people can be.

*update 10/25/08 pictures and content removed.

What's a parade without kilts and bagpipes?

Look closer...is that a cast member of Pirates of the Carribbean?? It might even be Davy Jones himself!

Speaking of which...I saw the 3rd installment this weekend as well. Pegs and I went to Smitty's (Maine's version of Chunky's) really early to ensure good seats. It's a 3 hour film-so if we were going to go...we needed to do the thing right. After waiting about 4 hours (no exaggeration) the week before in the pouring rain to see Shrek the Third (what I will do for Justin Timberlake joy!!)...I plotted out our battle plan and we succeeded! Save the woman who's cell phone rang Pink's "Get the Party Started" at the end of the movie, there wasn't much audience turmoil to ruin it. Unlike most of the critics, I really enjoyed the film...and seriously feel there should be a 4th installment. Mostly because it took me 3 of the movies to realize that Orlando Bloom is freaking pirate-tastic hot! So, I would say that another 3 hours of him brandishing a sword and saving the world in a pirate blouse would be okey dokey with me! I might go see it again just because I found out that there is another scene after the credits! I usually wait because I didn't with Napoleon Dynamite and it took me about a year to figure out there was more movie after the credits ended. So I went to work today and found out from one of my staff members that indeed there was more Piratey goodness that I missed...so now I will just have to go see it again. Isn't that just awful? ;)

I hope you all had a wonderful weekend, the weather in New England was perfect...the Boston Red Sox are in first...and the Yankees are currently tied for last...I think it's going to be a pretty fantastic summer!

The post finale reaction...

2007-05-16T00:01:00.000-04:00

I can't write anymore about the finale of Gilmore Girls. First and foremost because I don't want to spoil it for anyone who didn't see it. I think it was a good ending though-no cheesy double weddings...or were there?? Kidding-there weren't. It was bittersweet...I enjoyed it...but I'd of course be much happier if they announced a Richard and Emily or Kirk and Babette spin off at the CW upfronts on Thursday (HINT!). Or a reality show called "Oi with the poodles already." I don't know what the "reality" part would be...but I'd know it had to do with GG.

Yeah, so how's that "letting go" going for you, Mo?

Vote for Drewbie!!

2007-05-15T23:42:00.000-04:00

It's just one of those days that you want to help someone out...so why not go here and click on the name "DREW" on the left panel. Your vote will (fingers crossed) help the master of all blogs get Alton Brown's Feasting on Asphalt DVD's. We only have until 7pm to help Drewbie snag his prize!!! He's in it to win it!! And you never know, for the selfless act of two clicks of the mouse...Drewbie may "offer you his protection." At the very least Voting for Drew will make all your (his) dreams come true!!

Come on...be a pal! Vote For Drewbie!!

My Dark Day

2007-05-15T19:41:00.000-04:00

Tonight marks the end of a friendship. I’ve been forced into this break up, and like any scorned woman, I’m not dealing with it well. To quote Michel, "I feel like crap on toast." I’ve tried to make sense of how...after seven years I will just be abandoned. Left alone, bewildered, and sad, I will have to triumph on…but I do not have to find joy in it. In fact I can promise I will find no joy. Not for awhile. I’ll just have to find another television show that will bring me as much happiness as my beloved “Gilmore Girls.” It won’t be easy.

In the summer of 2002, I moved to a new apartment. Sunday nights, after the Red Sox games...I was bored. "Pick up a book" you say...come on. I'm entertained more by the visual and audible. I likes me some tv. I had heard of the show, Gilmore Girls, but hadn’t been all that interested as most of my television watching life at that time had been consumed by Alias, Ed, and Survivor (when it was actually worth watching). Sunday evenings were the worst to find something to watch. It was after Alias was shuffled around like a deck of cards, and before Desperate Housewives and Lost took the spot (and presumably the audience) Alias once mastered. And it was the summer, again, way back before the fx network had summer seasons…and then other networks joined in with reality shows and repeats of the previous weeks or seasons shows. Thus began the concept of 'summer season programming.' So my friend Maggie, the infamous Maggie, told me about “Gilmore Girls” and how she and her sister’s had a standing appointment to watch it every Tuesday night. It was funny, and I would “love it.” So either Maggie knows me very well, or she worked for the WB, or she’s a prophet…because she started something that I don’t think anyone saw coming! Coincidentally, the now defunct WB started to air repeat episodes of the program on Sunday nights at 7, dubbing it “Gilmore Girls: Beginnings.” I watched one episode and I was hooked. It was one of the earlier episodes, when the two sets of twins were getting married at the Independence Inn and Lorelai was running the show. I remember she wore the most hideous dress to the wedding, and fought with Rory about ‘stretching out’ her sweaters. They talked so fast…I could barely keep up. And seriously, this is a mother and daughter? Fighting about who’s boobs were bigger?? What am I watching? But it was kind of funny…and the guy who worked at the inn with the French accent that I would later learn to be ‘Michel,’ was pretty funny fighting with the harpist and then later revealing his fear of swans. So I stuck in, and I watched again the following week…and suddenly I couldn’t wait for the new season to start.

I immediately fell in love with the town of Stars Hollow. Seriously, why aren’t there more small towns like this? Rather, why aren’t there any small towns like Stars Hollow? I think that if we did live in smaller, quaint communities, life just might be more fun. I want to live in a town with a Miss Patty and a Babette. I even think it would be amusing to have a town Kirk. A place where you can just walk everywhere and people think it’s silly to have a traffic light. A place where town meetings are held in Miss Patty’s Dance Studio/Barn and the vital town business consists of who will be what painting in the “Festival of Living Art.” I realized at some point, that I wasn’t just a fan of the actual girls of Gilmore, but of all the town of Stars Hollow. I just can’t imagine that they won’t be around after tonight!

No more Richard and Emily Gilmore either! I would venture to say that this couple is one of the most interesting, most compelling, funniest couples in television history…yup, I’d rank them right up there with Archie and Edith Bunker. Emily, as controlling and mean as she can be, I just have a soft spot for her. I think she means well-it’s just for all her socialite training, she never really learned how to communicate with her daughter. She cares for Lorelai, but her expression of that care is too clouded by appearances. Richard is just a sweet old man, unless you piss him off…then he’s just a powerhouse you do not want to mess with. These two characters played so well off of each other and the rest of the cast…I will be sad to see them gone. No more Friday night dinners, no more elaborate parties, no more insurance talk over golf. No more Richard and Emily. Just writing this I have a physical, unintentional frown on my face.

I guess, I’ll even miss Rory…though I’ve grown to loathe her in the past few years. Last week’s episode, when she denied Logan’s proposal and broke off the relationship was the first glimpse of the real Rory I’ve seen since she started at Yale. She was a smart kid, one you really wanted to see succeed. Remember when she was at Chilton and she would sit alone with her walkman, reading while eating her lunch. She wasn’t all that phased by what others thought of her. She wanted people to like her..but she wouldn't be bullied by Francie or Paris. She stuck up for herself more when she was younger. When Paris gave her a ridiculous newspaper assignment, she followed through, just to prove to Paris that she was not going anywhere. Even when she went through the relationship crises of Dean and Jess…I was pulling for her to come out happy. I think I started to hate her when she went to Yale. Moreover, when Logan came into the picture. She lost her identity, and her brave nature. She started to lose sight of her initial goals and then lost it completely when Logan’s father decimated her career aspirations. She started the big fight with Lorelai and moved in to the pool house of Richard and Emily. She finally started to get back on track-a freaking year later! She made amends with her mother, went back to Yale, became the Editor in-chief of the Yale Daily News, and still managed to graduate on time. Come on people, it’s a fictional show…improbable story line’s make it all the better. I think I would have liked her better if she’d returned to the Rory depicted in last week’s episode a lot earlier. I know, it’s in the past, and it all ends in mere minutes…I have to move on.

I really cannot believe that for the past two seasons I've had to endure Christopher's presence, I'm a Luke & Lorelai fanatic...and Christopher fits nowhere in that equation. I've tried to avoid spoilers for tonight's series finale (sigh)...so my hope is that the relationship between Luke and Lorelai will finally be resolved in a positive way. I think Lauren Graham is such a good actress. Honestly, one of her brightest moments was the karaoke scene only episodes ago. If you didn't get misty-well, then...you probably don't have a soul. I will miss Lorelai's banter with Sookie, the two friends that can finish each other's sentences, no matter how insane the conversation topic is.

Sookie: What's going on?
Lorelai: Michel's gonna live forever.
Sookie: Like the kids from 'Fame'?
Lorelai: That's what I said.

I think her character was not only an inspiration for young, single, mothers...but for young women that yearn for success. Lorelai worked hard to be everything to her daughter, and her loved ones. I just read that part over, and I know you think this is going a little overboard-maybe it is...but it's a sad day for me and I have to vent somehow. I love that she was a friend to her kid, but still her kid's mom. She took care of her kid, alone. In this day and age, that's not always how things go. Yes, I remember this is a fictional "dramedy." I do have my finger on the button of reality-but sometimes, it's a good thing to move away from the button.

Lorelai: I think I have gangrene. Rory: You do not.
Lorelai: And vertigo. Rory: Oh boy.
Lorelai: And one leg suddenly feels shorter than the other.
Rory: This is gonna be the Vanity Fair paper cut incident all over again, isn't it?

I guess I just have to say goodbye and leave it at that. A wise lady once told a good friend of mine "Let go and let God." I have no idea what that means, but I know that I do have to let go tonight at 8:59 pm (EST)...and I really don't want to. So, as cheesy as this admittedly is...instead of saying goodbye I just want to say "thanks." It's been a fun ride through Stars Hollow over the past few years. I've laughed out loud countless times, shed innumerable tears (I still choke up at Rory's graduation speech from Chilton!), and just sat in awe of some of the best character's and intelligent writing on television. It was nice to sit and watch something that didn't include cursing or bloodshed. It was pleasant to see such a modern, yet familiar family dynamic in the Gilmore's. It was sweet to see Luke's unrequited admiration of Lorelai for all those years, to finally be rewarded with a proposal. It was heartbreaking to see that relationship dissolve so maliciously. It was endearing to watch the pieces of the relationship slowly glued back together. There are so many things I've loved about this show, I'm still in shock that tonight marks the end. Who knows, maybe something better will come along-but I doubt it. It's a sad night, but it's been a fun adventure. A break from the norm of every day life, to be a witness to someone else's every day life. I've been comforted by this show, so I repeat myself, and simply say "thanks."

If you're out on the road feeling lonely, and so cold,
All you have to do is call my name and I'll be there on the next train.
Where you lead, I will follow anywhere that you tell me to.
If you need, you need me to be with you I will follow where you lead.

It's official.

2007-05-03T23:40:00.000-04:00

My sadness starts now. I can't eulogize Gilmore Girls at this juncture. The wound is too fresh.

My face is sad. Literally, I am frowning. You would be sad if you saw me. Only 2 more episodes left, and then it's over. I'm way too connected to the television.

Ho hum. Go with God.

Sometimes it would be nice if Doc Baker still made house calls!!

2007-05-01T17:02:00.000-04:00

Good LORD have I been sick!? I've heard this new illness that is spreading like wild fire referred to as "the death" on more than one occasion. I'm here to tell you, it really is like the death! I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy...seriously...it's that mean!

I started out sick last week-I mentioned it in my previous post. I went to the doctor (not Baker who may have diagnosed me correctly to begin with!), who thought it was a virus and gave me two perscriptions for "the cough." After doling out a whopping 35 bucks, neither script really worked. I stayed out of work, and returned on Thursday. Big mistake. The coughing was literally taking everything out of me. I secluded myself in my office so as not to infect anyone else, but I could still hear people commenting about them cough. I went home and was literally almost killed by The Office. I got into a laughing/coughing fit in the first few minutes - and I could not catch my breath for anything. I risked my life, and finished watching the show. Totally worth it. Jim immitating Dwight was just good tv. Dwight returning the favor...even more brilliant.

So I decided to try work again on Friday. Bad move. Bad bad bad bad move. The coughing fit I had in the car prompted me to pull over on 3 different occasions. The tears the coughs produced completely removed any make-up I had risked my eyesight to put on as every cough seemed to force my hand holding the brush to jab into my cornea. Awesome. I walked from my car to the store, literally about 100 steps. Not great. I couldn't catch my breath-my voice was not back...the make-up was gone and I looked like some whackadoo alien creature as the black spots under my eyes were not only visible, but prominently displayed. I literally couldn't breathe from all the coughing. I called the doctor, but got her nurse. The doctor is on rounds today and not taking appointments. Yay, this is fun. I told the nurse I was having a really hard time breathing...to which she replied "sounds like you're having a hard time talking too." Really, Florence Nightengale? How astute a diagnosis! I commend you on your knowledge of my vocal abilities...truly...but at this juncture...I'm a little more concerned with the fact that I can't seem to get oxygen into my lungs. But I'm not the medical professional...sooo you know...whatever you think is best.

I managed to get an appointment with the nurse practitioner in the afternoon. She decided that I should have a nebulizer treatment, which wasn't bad while it was happening. It's that really loud machine that has a tube which you breathe in and out of, while smoke/medicine pumps into your lungs. After the treatment, I was a little dizzy. It took me a good five minutes before I could stand up-and my breathing levels were worse than before I had the treatment. But within an hour of the treatment I felt a gazillion times better. She also put me on an antibiotic, in case it wasn't a virus afterall. Oh, and I got a fun inhaler too. Another 20 bucks in prescriptions. So, even though I technically saved gas money by not going to work for half the week...I doubled what I would have spent at the pharmacy. Just another whammy in my weak week. I still have the cough-but after sleeping 90% of the weekend, I was able to make it the last two days at work for the full duration. Yippee! I could probably have used one more day of rest, but there is too much to do at work...so I'll just keep on truckin'.

Some good news: The Red Sox took two games from the Yankees this weekend after sweeping them the weekend before at home, I got to go to Sephora last weekend and spend money that I shouldn't, it was bareminerals weekend on QVC and I was good and didn't spend a dime, I got to see Maggie's new engagement bling, I got to spend time with Julie and Karen, and the best news of all....Sparky and Drewbie made a really fun announcement on their blogs this week!! Congratulations!!!!!

My 15 minutes...

2007-04-25T11:52:00.000-04:00

And it only took me 3 days to discover! Ha! I realize that some of you are not "Lost" freaks as I am. Even more so I realize that you probably don't read message boards relating to the show...as I do. However, there are really only 2 that I frequent...the discussions at The Benspark Forum, and the weekly discussions on Pop Candy. So, my story is thus...I have been laid up all week from some virus that is circulating. I have coughed so much that I feel like someone has bashed in my chest and set fire to my throat. And some of you would be pleased to know that I also have laryngitis...when I do try to talk I sound like a cartoon character. My lack of vocal stability caused me to have to go back and forth to the pharmacy 4 times yesterday because the lady at the counter couldn't understand my insurance plan. I had to come home and print it out for her. I'm not even kidding. Then she said that I should have just showed her my card in the first place...which I had. Easy for her because I didn't have the will to argue with her nonsense. Now, to give you an example of the level of my sickness...not only did I not watch the Red Sox get brutalized by the Blue Jays, but I didn't watch American Idol either. Hold on to your hats folks...Gilmore Girls was all new...but I didn't see it until today. Do you get me now?

I digress...so, I haven't spent any time on the computer...which means that until today...I didn't see that one of my comments from last week's "Lost Discussion" on Pop Candy was highlighted in Whitney's "Lost in a flash" blog post! I think this officially makes me a geek...but it's fun nonetheless:) Of course last week's episode was chock full o'Desmond...a character I have no love for. He just aggravates me...if you watch the show...you have to understand why! So here is my comment...and again...forgive me if you don't watch the show...but you should...so I shouldn't be begging forgiveness!

2. Mot412 wrote:
Oh "Brother."
Has anyone ever noticed that Desmond and Juliette have been on the Island about the same amount of time...3 years?

Yup...I got the number 2 comment...but only because I think it posted pretty quick on the discussion. For all the "losties" out there-it makes you wonder, doesn't it? Someone made a comment as to why this had significance...and truthfully...I don't know...I just thought it was an interesting observation that I interestingly observed. Give me a break!! There is a new episode on tonight...just in case you are interested.

Hopefully I'll get back to posting more frequently, forgive me for the brevity of this post...but I'm a sick woman! (Don't think I don't know you are snickering!)

A sad day...

2007-04-17T23:00:00.000-04:00

There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power.

Washington Irving (1783 - 1859)

In Memory, a prayer for Peace and Healing to all those affected by the Virginia Tech tragedy.

Yes, I'll give you my autograph...

2007-04-17T22:27:00.000-04:00

But it might cost you. I'm officially famous now, well, kind of. I told you yesterday that I submitted some photos to the local NBC affiliate, WCSH 6. I noticed today that they added them to one of their slideshows about the Patriot's Day Storm. Alright, I didn't so much "notice" as I went searching for them...but it's still exciting just the same! If you care to see them on the site you can click here and they are on slideshow #3, slides 10-14. My pictures were taken as the storm was happening, but as you will see, a lot of the other photos are from the damage that was caused by the storm. Some of the pictures are just amazing. Mama Nature has a PPA right now ("Piss Poor Attitude")!!

Rain Delay

2007-04-16T12:15:00.000-04:00

I'm at home today. Not because Maine celebrates Patriots Day, but because we had no power at the college so it closed.

I came home and picked up Peggy for a little field trip around York. I heard a lady call into the radio that said "Don't go out to the beaches because you think it's exciting. It's dangerous, and hurt people are the last thing the rescue teams and police need to be dealing with." However, I am a dedicated journalist, and to be true to the integrity of the piece I wanted to present to you, the adoring blog fans of the "We're in a Fight," I had to say "p'shaw" to the warnings of danger and such. And to be honest, it was way too cool a sight to just turn away from!

I drove to the beach via the Harbor. And before I proceed I asked Peggy if she wanted to go home, but she refused. She was up for the challenge, and actually tried to get me to stay out longer than we did! Rebel, thy name is Margaret! Ha! So, we drove by the Harbor beach where there is a small inlet from the main road. I didn't drive down as it was covered in rocks, giant, black rocks. Plus there were idiots actually driving over them in smaller cars than Diego, so rather than mess with the not smart...I proceeded on. Turning the corner, there is a gap that overlooks the ocean where tourists frequently take photos. Several of them were there snapping shots. It was the first view of the water I had seen and I was absolutely amazed. The churning waves were breathtakingly huge. So much so, that the displaced mud sand was visible in the waves. The ocean formed like a giant mouth, gasping for air. That's really the only way to describe it-it was like the water was actually breathing, struggling for oxygen. We proceeded to the Long Beach, but were re-routed by orange cones and police tape. Upon further investigation, the entirety of Long Sands Beach was shut down. Not a back road could be broken through. I was going to park my car and walk, but not with Peggy in tow. It's one thing if I get hurt, it's another if she does. Somehow, we made it to Short Sands Beach. That was even more shocking than the peek we got at the Harbor. Of course that beach was shut off from automobile access as well, but they had not shut down an inlet that was on a hill of rocks. Several cars had gathered there and I was able to get a few shots before the York FD came barrelling down the road to chastize me, and tell me I had to move. Sure, buddy...I'll be on my way. I was done taking pictures there anyway, and the water was ridiculously too close. Again, having Peggy with me, I couldn't stay there.

So, we went down yet another back road to Nubble Light. I was very surprised that it wasn't shut down. Regardless of the fact that it's on a hill, the water from the waves was literally level with the parking lot. I couldn't get out of the car, the waves were hitting very close, and the wind was so strong that I thought I would topple over. So, I do have some pictures, but they are from inside my vehicle. The line was drawn...my noble endeavor of journalistic integrity flew out the window in the massive wind storm. Oh well, I can't say that I didn't try. So without further ado...here are some photos I took this morning. I went on a "post storm tour" and the town did a pretty good job of cleaning up. I was on the phone, so there are no update pictures...but I'll go out tomorrow and see what I can do for all of you. The infamous "Garfield's" was riddled with mud...which isn't surprising considering the smut they sell there!

I've also submitted some of my photos for the slide show on WCSH, the local NBC news affiliate. If I see that they are posted, I'll let you know.

Ellis Park aka "Short Sands Beach"

Another view of Short Sands...not that you can see any sand...

The waves hitting the rocks to the right side of Nubble Light.

Nubble Light, from within the car. Check out the waves and the foam!

The "Wiggly Bridge" in the Harbor...submerged in the River.

A new addition...

2007-04-16T12:03:00.000-04:00

To the blog!!!

I don't know why I haven't done this before, but you should notice a link on the sidebar of my blog that will get you to Drewbie's Photo-A-Day project. He's been chugging along on it for over 2 years now, and that's an awesome commitment! So I am one of the many now that are smart enough to host the photo a day. I was thinking of doing it myself, but I just can't commit. I hate letting my blogging public down...so I can't make promises I can't keep. :) So look for this little bugger under "the list" as a permanent addition to the "We're in a Fight." Peruse, and enjoy!

The BenSpark
Photo-A-Day

2007-04-05T00:37:00.000-04:00

I know...it's a little Early...but I'm leaving for the weekend and won't have time to wish you all a safe, and Blessed Easter! I hope the Easter Bunny is good to you:)

Have mercy...

2007-04-04T20:57:00.000-04:00

I didn't want to post about Sanjaya...but I felt compelled to post this picture. I think it sums up how I feel.

Seriously, please stop voting for this chump! This season has just been brutal because of him, and last night when he told Simon: "Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya," well that was my breaking point. I can't live in a universe where Sanjaya is king...I may have to boycott the show altogether. Fingers crossed that a few moments from now Ryan will be telling San-boy to pack his bags. Yeah, that won't happen...I just don't want to have to see this again....

Is he everything you wanted in a man?

2007-03-30T21:47:00.000-04:00

courtesy of www.johnhenrys.com

And how! I can't believe it's taken me this long to recover from the show on Monday...but it's Justin...so you should understand. OMG. OMG. It was awesome...I will warn you now, that I may sound like a 14 year old girl through most of this post...so there, you can't say you weren't prepared.

I met Maggie, Katie, and Lisa at the Triangle Credit Union in the lovely Manch-vegas. I tried to get them to park illegally, but was caught by the attendant. He was actually very helpful and showed them another place to park, and then allowed me to park for nothing! So far, a very nice concert experience! I'm sure he was a little freaked out by the fact that I'm a woman in my early 30's hitting the JT concert...but I wasn't about to fight him! If it made him feel better - all the power to him!

We got inside after Pink started performing. From what we did see-she was amazing. Coincidentally, the first time we saw *Nsync together (Katie, Maggie and I), Pink opened. Weird. I don't think Pink stopped moving the entire time she was on stage. In fact, she turned acrobat and danced in long pink scarves for a bit. It was reminiscent of Rosie's "depression swing." If you don't know what that is-don't worry...you don't want to. But Miss Pink was phenomenal, even these several years later:)

THEN, we found the beer cart located very close to our seats. I love the Verizon! During the break, we played the "guess where Justin will appear from" game. It's a tradition...and besides, Patsy wasn't there for me to bring her to get autograph's and make out with Joey's dad. Long story...but look for Chris Hansen and Dateline to do an expose soon...complete with lemonade and cookies! When the dancer's came out from the back, and whichever VIP's made their way to the floor...the crowds started screaming. It was good times. Mostly because being experienced concert goers we knew that JT would never appear in such an obvious manner. Also, because it brought back many funny memories of us reacting in the same way every time we saw *Nsync. Then I don't know if it was the beer, or the altitude of our seats, but I started to get a little giddy. I crumbled-it was crazy. I lost all sense of maturity and just screeched when JT did arrive (from the center of the stage). Boyfriend just gets hotter and hotter. He's just perfect. PERFECT! And talented...I think it had just been so long since I'd seen him! I didn't realize how bad the "boy band withdrawals" can be. I'll admit, that in their absence I've tried to cope with hits of Kenny Chesney and Tim McGraw...but they just didn't have the staying power that my boys do.

Ok, I can't really call it "staying power" because of all of them JT is really the only one that's doing anything that won't lead him to a reality show. Sorry, Joey...but it's true. I love watching you on Dancing with the Stars...but seriously...I'm only watching for you. It's not that great a show. In fact, I only watch you-I DVR it and watch you later because I can't take those freaking judges! Anyway, I'll stop addressing Joey now. I still wish him luck on his show...but I think he can do better. I just don't want him to end up as a game show host or doing commercials for Pita Chips. I'm too emotional about the subject to even keep going on it. This was supposed to be a happy post and now I may have ruined it....focus...focus!!

Digression over!! Justin!! Phew...you almost lost me! So, the concert was not your usual boy band fare. Justin has given up that image like a cheap suit...and he can give up the suit any time he wants too! There was a woman in front of me who actually covered her daughter's eyes several times during the show. To her I say this: The tour is called FutureSex/LoveSounds. Did you not look at your ticket? Did you think it was an anagram or a weird game of Boggle? How would you not know there would be dancers dressed like strippers...or even simply dancers dressed like strippers dancing provocatively? REALLY?? You're shielding her eyes from that? Why are you here?? AND WHY ARE YOU SITTING ONE ROW CLOSER THAN ME AND SHADING HER EYES?? That's just a waste of money, and further, it's disrespectful! I'll give you that I didn't expect the choreography to mimic sex acts...seriously...but hey, I'm not going to take shelter. I'm also not going to bring my young kid to the show and then complain about it when I should have known what I was getting into. People just don't read anymore. Sad. It's "tearing up my heart." Ha.

The stage was set up like a cross, kind of, Prince symbol type thing in the middle of the floor. And sometimes these sheer drape screens would be lowered and images were projected on them. It was pretty cool, though I would argue that being behind a curtain when people are paying several dollars to see you, Mr. T, is kind of rude. But you're a handsome man...so I'll forgive. Then, much to my disbelief, because I had no idea who it was, Timbaland came out to perform "Sexy Back" with the Justin. THEN TimbaLAND did an intermission type show so TimberLAKE could go rest his cute rump. The intermission was awesome...it was like a giant sing along, with clips of horror movies. I didn't really see the correlation...but I just closed my eyes and went along for the ride.

The one part of the evening that disappointed me was after the "last" song when people started running for the exits. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?? As the incomparable Stephanie Tanner might say: "How rude!" It's like getting up in the middle of the 8th inning to make a mad dash for the T during a Sox game. Don't do it!! It's the late inning magic you have to wait for...it's a rule!! You only end up kicking yourself when you leave early and miss the end. And then you know what? It sucks to be you! The true fans stuck tight and waited with about 20 other people for JT to come back for his encore. He was amazing. Unfortunately, they brought up the house lights and I think he realized that most of the place had emptied. I know it was a school night and all-but again, who pays all that money to scoot out early? They are probably the same rich bastards that can afford to "rent" Justin for private events. Whatever.

It was a fun night! I was exhausted, and had to get up at 5:30 am for work...but it was totally worth it. Especially to get to see Maggie and Katie...all of us reunited in our natural habitat. Plans are already being made for his return this summer...and yes...he did a bang up job of bringing sexy back...he should be lauded for his decent and selfless act. :) Ok, so the vocabulary may not scream 14 year old girl...but the intent does!

Secure Insurance Quotes

2007-03-30T21:32:00.000-04:00

As the owner of a new car, I know how important it is to have insurance. Well, it's the law for one thing! Some people don't believe that, but truly, as a person who also was pulled over and couldn't produce proof of insurance (it's ok! I was able to prove later that I did!) on the spot...it's vital! And the fact of the matter is that some people that travel often do not know the laws from state to state. Some of the states that require proof of insurance are here in Maine, Connecticut, and Maryland. Heaven forbid something bad happen, don't you want to make sure you are protected? Buying a car isn't like hitting the 7-11 for a Big Gulp-it's a financial investment you are making for your own good! You can get insurance quotes very easily online from Secure Insurance Quotes, check it out!

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Programming note...

2007-03-27T19:29:00.000-04:00

I will post at length about my date with the incomparable Justin Timberlake last evening...but I'm too rocked with exhaustion to type tonight. He was lovely. Wow, I'm really having an issue with context this evening. Oh well...it's worth it. Until the morrow then, enjoy this little tidbit...go 'head be gone with ya.

All I want you to do...

2007-03-25T21:22:00.000-04:00

Ha...yes, you are welcome. He's awesome-I agree. In fact, for the past few months I've been bewildered and discombobulated because it just didn't look like I was going to get a chance to catch up with the man who had the decency and charity of heart to bring Sexy Back. He is truly a philanthropist. It's been a few years since JT and I shared the same air space...but thanks to Patsy being a kick ass, supportive sister to her bro...the wait is over. Mr. Timberlake will be reunited with me Monday evening, much to his surprise and delight.

For a few months now there have been opportunities to see Timberlake's concerts, but work has just been that busy! When Maggie called the other night I barely heard the message "extra ticket...Justin...do you..." when I hung up the phone and dialed to ensure that my eighth time witnessing a live Justin was ensured. I interrupted Maggie, Katie, and Rich as they had dinner...but I'm sure they didn't mind. Mostly because, just as Justin will be seeing me for the first time in a long time...so will M & K! It's been too long, and really...what better way to "JUSTIFY" (ha...yeah...I did it!) than to celebrate the insurmountable joy that is he who is responsible for FutureSex/Love Sounds? You can't think of one...can you?

Guess who's back??

2007-03-24T23:46:00.000-04:00

It's meeeee, silly goose! Ha!

So, for the past months I've been engrossed in implementing a new software program in my store...oh...and also keeping up with the 'simple' day to day tasks that I need to be compliant on as well. Friday was FINALLY my "go live" for the new software-and today I feel like I got my life back!!! Amazing!!

I got up early to bring Diego for an oil change and tire rotation...he's sporting the Sox colors...so I felt he should have a little spring training of his own. He needed to work out a few things-he's been working out consistently over the past few months with all the snow...so he was a happy little boy. Then he brought me to the South Shore of Massachusetts where I got to visit Nana, before heading to Kim's parents house to meet up with her and Linda. Unfortunately, Kim was feeling under the weather...so Linda and I had to venture on without her. Ah well, it's just an excuse to get together again soon! Emma is TOO cute for words...I love her little cheeks. She's just insanely adorable!! And tall-that kid will be towering over her mother in no time!! Ha!

On my way home I decided to try and get some new spring clothes for my trip to Florida. It was not a successful venture...and I think I was just in a food coma after lunch anyway. I then "attempted" to go to Target in Medford...and after missing the turn and getting stuck in traffic for a half hour-my impatience got the best of me and I found myself just heading up 93 to 128 to make it HOME! A city girl, I am not. Lucky for me, Julie and Karen were cleaning out Pam's house (it's sold!!!) in Maine, so we met in Portsmouth for some shopping and such. It was a pretty nice little Saturday...maybe next time we'll hit up Bed, Bath, and Beyond...I don't know...I don't know if we'll have enough time. (Yes, the last line was almost completely plaigerized from Old School...it was a nice Saturday-but a tiring one...what do you want from me???)

Add fuel to the fire...or just to my blog...

2007-03-16T00:01:00.000-04:00

Click on the tag...do it...do it...then you can "fuel my blog" and be one of my bestest friends!

In ALL seriousness, I'm just looking to get some more visitors at the "WIAF." That's what I'm calling it these days...I'm special like that. Don't knock it...I'll fight you...you'll end up on "the list," you'll cry...it will be uncomfortable and awkward. You'll call me the next day and beg forgiveness, and I'll probably just afford you the courtesy because, dude...you wept. I'm not a heartless fiend...so things will be good again...just don't do it again...you'll regret it...and I don't have enough Kleenex to get you through the vicious circle of regret you continue to feel. Suck it up, kid! Make like Sangya from Amerian Idol...do a hula...get a perm...and smile through the insults and humility and you'll be safe for another week. Freaking Sangya. Now I'm worked up again-so before I hit rock bottom...vote for me and fuel my blog. Now, was that so hard??

If it makes you feel any better, I left my reading glasses at home."

2007-03-14T20:26:00.000-04:00

That is quite possibly my favorite line from Home Alone. Why does that line matter? It doesn't, it's just seque for the story I want to tell about my Sunglasses. As those of you living in New England know, the last few weeks have been kind of nasty with all the snow. Then we get a day like today when the sun is shining and you want to drive with the windows down. So this morning I reach for my Sunglasses in my adorable little Sunglasses compartment in the car. They literally had dust on them because it's been so long since they've been worn! I put them on, and they felt weird...one of the little anti-slide plastic doohickeys that balance the Sunglasses on my nose had broken off! How does that happen when they've been tucked away in that compartment for weeks?? Unreal!

So with the Florida trip coming, and the sun shining more frequently (yay Spring!!)...I figure it's time to find a new pair of Sunglasses. I found this site OpticsPlanet.net and they not only have a huge selection of Sunglasses to choose from...they also have binoculars and flashlights too! The Sunglasses are available in so many styles it's unreal...they have polarized sunglasses, aviator sunglasses, sun glasses with interchangeable lenses, designer sunglasses, and even safety glasses or shooting glasses! You can even get them with your prescription lenses! They have top of the line brands too...like Bolle, Body Specs, Bobster, Wiley X, ESS, Revision Eyewear & Serengeti sunglasses at the Lowest Prices Guaranteed. Optics Planet offers FREE UPS on all orders above $29.95, Knowledgeable Customer Service, & Secure Online Shopping.

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Feels like today...

2007-03-14T20:01:00.000-04:00

How beautiful was it today?! I drove home with the roof open on Diego and the windows down...until I got to the Blue Star Memorial Highway...then it got a little chilly. I'm never a huge fan of this end of the daylight savings adventure...but today it was totally worth the agony of getting up to enjoy the extra hours of sunlight!

Per usual, not a lot is happening besides work right now. It's the end of my fiscal year and there is some tedious work to get done...but it's almost over. We're also transitioning to our new software program for textbooks next week. As thrilling as I'm sure that sounds-believe me...it is!! No longer will I have to work with green bar paper and a DOS program! I feel like I work in 1984! So the new program is windows based and so much more user friendly. It's reminiscent of a program that was shown to us at Saint A's a few years ago when they started to think about progressing their computer capabilities.

Speaking of Saint A's I went back last week for a training session. It's very weird to realize that I have not worked there for just about 2 years! Things have changed quite a bit...it will just never be the same. It was nice to get to see some of the people that worked there. Truth be told I was happy to be very busy in training, and that it was Spring Break because not a lot of people were around. I just felt kind of awkward being there...again it's just never going to be the same. But things change, and life goes on...and I'm very content now so I'll stop my whining! Also on that day, I was happily reunited with my buddy Tank, and his wife Lisa, who generously treated me to another old buddy...a margarita from La Carreta! Both of those reunions were also about 2 years in the making!! I don't think a margarita ever tasted so good...it's the best one in the world...I guarantee it! I don't care that the restaurant is in a strip mall in Manch, NH...it's THE best! And if you doubt my declaration...give me a call...I'll meet you there and you can buy me one (and one for yourself to try because you won't get near mine!). It was so good to see Tank and Lisa...it was so nice to reminisce and catch up in person! Thanks again, guys!!

Why not project?

2007-03-12T19:26:00.000-04:00

Have you been to a recent meeting and been bored to tears because you are just getting a bunch of xeroxed pages handed to you and even more numbers just told to you? You may not remember-you were probably day dreaming or falling asleep! Even worse, have you ever ran a meeting when this is happening? It has to stop my friend...HAS to! It's important to engage your audience...and the best way to do that is with visual aids! With all the advancements in technology-you could be everyone's favorite presenter at the next meeting if you rent a digital projector from Projector123.com! Who wants to be the boring guy or gal? Be the favorite guy or gal!! People will remember you, and what you had to say if you give them a little visual stimuli.

Projector123.com will deliver your projector rental anywhere in the US by FedEx. Whether you need an LCD projector for a business meeting, a trade show event, weddings, or a party, Projector123 makes digital projector rental easy with FedEx delivery and return. Digital projector rental are great for graduation parties, sporting events such as Red Sox/Yankees games, or any event where you need to project video or a presentation.

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That's what she said...

2007-03-07T19:44:00.000-05:00

Have you ever received a fax...from yourself...from the future? Do you know what it would tell you to do? It would tell you that not only will someone poison the coffee at 8am...but that you should also buy a gray hooded sweatshirt from here so you can make your own Lazy Scranton (the electric city!) video while cooking bacon on your George Foreman Grill!

So you all know that I've become a fan of The Office in recent months...alright...admittedly...a pathological obsessive fan of The Office. Hey, at least I have the courage to admit it! I know there are more of you out there...I know that you love The Office just as much as I do...therefore you will be delighted beyond doubt that there is now a whole line of clothing and gift items to proclaim your love of The Office to the public...and to the world! my_tee by Claudia has some really funny stuff using anecdotes from The Office, as well as some creative use of office supplies. If you are a fan of The Office (and you SHOULD be!), or you know someone who is...I urge you to check out this site. The fate of Dwangela could depend on it!

Turbo Tax Coupons at Coupon Chief

2007-03-07T14:13:00.000-05:00

My taxes have been done for a few weeks now...thankfully. Last year I put them off until the very last minute, what with the move and all...W2's from New Hampshire and Maine were not a fun adventure. Not in the very least. I had to juggle all the info from my past employer to the new one...and go from a tax free state (Live Free or Die!!) to Maine...which is clearly not tax free. Through all the confusion...I just kept procrastinating. I hate money, I hate forms, and I especially hate forms that involve money. PS...when I moved to my new job I didn't fill out the W4 correctly...thus...I got little to no moulah back for all my troubles to begin with! Whatever...at least I didn't have to pay anything...for that I'm grateful! So, that's the thing...why do you want to pay anything at all? The only thing I will pay for is Turbo Tax. I did my taxes a few weeks ago and it took me less than a half an hour. I'm sure if you own a business, or lots of property...or you have lots of money to just throw around...then having someone else do your taxes might be the way to go. But for my money, I'll spend it on Turbo Tax. It's simple and easy to use...and for me...there is the magic. If you go to Coupon Chief , you can get online coupons for Turbo Tax...and hundreds of other companies, products, and services. Check out this link to Turbo Tax coupons at Coupon Chief and you can get a coupon to E-file for free and get your refund in less than 10 days!! So you're saving your valuable time AND the money on the postage stamp! Why wait?

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Tagged again!!

2007-03-07T13:48:00.002-05:00

This one is pretty fun though-so I'll roll with it:) I will admit that I saw it on The BenSpark this morning and was outraged and disgusted that I was not tagged...but then I came to my senses and realized that the Bloggin' Super Duo of Drewbie and Sparky would ne'er let me down. All I had to do was pull it together and see that Sparky tagged me...and life was good again.

Here's what you're supposed to do: Go over to popculturemadness.com, click on the decade you turned 18, find the actual year you turned 18, and copy the top songs for that year...pasting them. The ones I liked are bolded, the ones I hated are in italics, the ones I was neutral about are not formatted, and the ones I didn't know at all have question marks (???) next to them.

1.What Is Love - Haddaway (Baby don't hurt me...yeah...this song blew until Will Ferrell & Chris Kattan brought it to life on SNL...therefore it get's a half and half rating!!)

2.Come Baby Come - K7 (I hate it even more right now because it's stuck in my head...miserable!)

3.Hero - Mariah Carey (Of course I loved it...and a friend and I re-worded it with a nice plot involving a chicken. I'm not kidding)

4.In The Still Of The Night (I'll Remember) - Boyz II Men (The original is always better...I always thought they were kind of stealing from the Dirty Dancing Craze).

5.Have I Told You Lately - Rod Stewart (Have I told you lately that I hate Rod Stewart?)

6.Can't Help Falling In Love - UB40

7.Dreamlover - Mariah Carey (I was a Mariah fan back in the day...I'll admit it!)

8.Supermodel (You Better Work) - RuPaul (This song always makes me laugh!)

9.Nuthin' But A "G" Thang - Dr. Dre (So does this)

10.Cryin' - Aerosmith (I grew up in a weird time...look at all the crap before Aerosmith...whaaat?) And where the hell are the New Kids???)

Now I am tagging...ummm...Nancy, Lauren, and Julie for this...I'll keep it in the fam...plus I know they will have fun with ze myuuuuzick!! Peace!

Break away...

2007-03-02T14:53:00.000-05:00

I've had it with this weather, I can take it no longer. In a little over a month I will journey to the happy locale of Florida for an extended Easter Break. I will finally see my sister and brother-in-law's new house, and I will be assuredly sunburnt when I return. It's unavoidable...the escape as well as the sunburn! My flight is booked, and if I were a little more nuts than I am I'd have my bags packed...oh well.

I should probably call Liz and let her know of the invasion...eh...I'll just surprise her!

Son of a...

2007-02-26T22:33:00.000-05:00

I didn't want to watch-but I'm only a half hour in and know that I'm completely addicted to the new NBC show The Black Donnelly's. Great. This show is going to be huge...especially with the lead in from Heroes (which was probably the best episode to date tonight!). It's about 4 Irish brothers who live in NYC and are involved in illegal activities...several illegal activities. I really like it so far.

Blame it on The Rainn

2007-02-26T15:14:00.000-05:00

As previously posted, this past Saturday marked the hosting of SNL by Rainn Wilson. I have to admit, I fell asleep. In my defense, it had been a long day of family as it was my cousin's bridal shower that day. I very much enjoyed the opening sequence regarding the Anna Nicole Smith trial and the CNN scrolling bar. I was also impressed with the "monologue" which was a take off of "The Office." I was sad that my beloved Jim Halpert was not present in person, but Jason Sudeikis did a really good job impersonating him. Kristen Wiig (who is currently my favorite castmember...I love the "Target Lady" and "Aunt Linda"), was exceptional as Pam. She had all her mannerisms...including the frownsmile.

Other choice moments were the Judge Seidlin (Anna Nicole Smith nonsense) parody by Fred Armisen, Andy Samberg as Prince Harry, and The New Employee bit with Rainn in a Napoleon Dynamite style wig. I was surprised they didn't do more with the Britney Spears debauchle...but perhaps there's just so much oddity we can all deal with in a week. Whitney, from Pop Candy fame, was in the audience, and did a blog post about it today. It's a quick and interesting read. I've always wanted to attend a live show...and considering I laugh at just about everything...I'd probably be their dream come true. But so many can say that already!

The Rumor Mill: PPP blogs

2007-02-26T12:29:00.000-05:00

It has been disclosed that in the next few weeks the peeps at Payperpost.com will be making a very large announcement. Sources are speculating that the anticipated news is breath taking, and could change the world as we know it. But what in the name of blogdom could it be? I've heard several rumors, all of which are unconfirmed at this time. However, confirmation will not deter me from spreading said rumors...it's what makes an announcement like this fun!

Rumor 1: PPP is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, Dannielynn. I'm not sure this is biologically possible...but with all sorts of baby daddy's throwing their hat in the ring...who am I to say? This is the new millenium...the age of the world wide web...would it really surprise you?

Rumor 2: PPP will be featured in this year's season of The Apprentice: LA. Contestants will battle PPP style to find the best PPP sponsored post that will allow The Donald to find the perfect e-card to send to Melania, help Bill Rancic find the best dating website after he dumps his fiance, and finally to produce the best online video to promote PPP and all it's goodness. Will they have enough "tacks" to accomplish these goals? We'll just have to wait and see...

Rumor 3: Because of all the recent interest in video posts on blogs, such as those manufactured for PPP...The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences will announce a new category for the 80th Annual Oscar Night festivities called "Achievement in Video Blogging." Only videos from PPP will be eligible as they are a higher standard than the "other" sites.

Rumor 4: PPP is going to be reworking the advertising for the Dharma Project grocery and convenience items on Lost. The Black and White logo is too generic...PPP posties will be charged to give it some PPPizzaz!!

Rumor 5: PPP just saved the cheerleader...AND the world!

Rumor 6: PPP will shave it's head a la Britney Spears. They will not however leave it's locks at the salon for the owners to sell on the internet...they will allow posties to advertise the sale of it on their blogs.

So those are the rumors circulating...only time will tell what the actual announcement will be. Until then I will be awaiting the announcement that will surely impact us all. Be brave PPP enthusiasts...be patient...and keep blogging!

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A Very Shrute SNL...

2007-02-22T14:14:00.000-05:00

I ALMOST FORGOT!!! Rainn Wilson (aka "Dwight K. Shrute" from The Office) will be hosting SNL this weekend!!! Excitement cannot even describe the anticipation! Will there be any Office parodies...probably. Will there be any special guest appearances by Office cast members...who knows? But I hope so!! (ahem...in the form of Mr. John Krasinski!!?? Let us pray.)

If you watch-let me know what you thought of the show!! I'm sure it will be critically acclaimed, and more-over...a laugh riot of epic proportions. It's the Shrute way.

Credit, Credit, Credit...and gift cards...

2007-02-21T12:34:00.000-05:00

Instead of "Money money money," I think the song should go "Credit Credit Credit." At least that is how people seem to be spending these days. And it's not just about the fact that you have a "platinum or gold" card...now it's all about what your card looks like. There are literally thousands of designs now a days. You can show your support to charities, or root on your favorite athletic team, or even just show your Patriotism with Old Glory waving on your card. In 2003 MINT introduced Mint credit cards. The card was offered as two versions, a standard credit card and the MC2 card which has the bottom right-hand corner removed; this was the first change to the shape of credit cards in the UK for 37 years. With 0% interest on balance transfers and purchases until December, this is an attractive credit card for debt transferal or purchasing.

Of course, now you can even have credit cards that are actually gift cards. It's basically a universal gift certificate...taken where ever credit cards are accepted. So, say you wanted to buy me something special for my birthday. However, in a last minute wave of panic you realize, hey...she may already have this! Or, what if someone else give it to her?? I don't want to look like a fool...I know...I'll give her this gift card and then she can get something that makes her truly happy...and I'll be the big hero!! Everyone will talk about how thoughtful your gift was to me, and I'll be the happiest birthday girl around!! (PS...I'm not hinting...my birthday is eons away...but if you were thinking of something...well then here's your shot!)

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Digital Ballroom Dancing?

2007-02-21T11:02:00.000-05:00

Mr. Joey Fatone, formerly of *NSync fame (you know...the one who had the voice but was far underused because JC was too much of a baby to let anyone else do lead backup for Justin), has signed on to participate in the new season of ABC's Dancing With the Stars. Ok, I'll go:) I've never seen this show before...apparently it's a phenomenon that I just never got sucked into. Well, not until now! As some of you may recall, when *NSync was pretty much all I ever thought about (ah, the good ol' days), Joey was indeed my "favorite." Maggie and Katie and I even traveled by bus-with some weirdo falling asleep on me-to New York City one lovely Saturday, to see him headline the Broadway Musical "RENT." Katie has pictures with him-I recall her speaking to him in depth that evening as he left the theater. I was way too in the moment to speak...again, the good ol' days. Moving on...I've never watched this show...but don't think I'm not going to be there until he gets the boot...which he won't...so I guess I'm watching the whole damn season. Excellent. On the plus side, the rest of contestants include some more fun people it will be fun to catch up with, including: Ian Ziering (aka "Steve" from 90210), Vincent Pastore ("Big P" from The Soprano's and Celebrity Fit Club), Apolo Anton Ohno (OH YES! He has some Olympic Gold Medals for Speed Skating...but can he dance?), Heather Mills McCartney (?) (All I know is when married to Sir Paul she was FORCED to drive a PT Cruiser...do you hear what I am saying...A PT CRUISER! How cruel.) , and Achy Breaky himself...Mr. Billy Ray Cyrus. Wow, if they didn't have cheese like, every day, would you still want to see them dance? Sorry...I'm in total *NSync mode now and I can't be stopped.

The dancin' shoes will be kicked up in a two hour special on Monday, March 19th. Smart not to go up against American Idol...but they shouldn't worry...they've got JOEY!!

What's a Widget?

2007-02-20T15:31:00.000-05:00

In this case, it's a flash player that streams podcasts, music, photos, videos, and any other type of file. Box.net is offering unlimited bandwidth with this box.net widget, and they also will host up to 1gb of files for free. This is pretty cool. I will have one uploaded to my blog by the end of the day.

Basically, you can share files with your blog readers. Working on a short story? Put your installments on the box.net widget. Is there a song you would like your readers to hear because you identify with it, or because it's new, or because it's funny for some reason, or because you are just in the mood to tell the world you are a fan...put it on your box.net widget . Want to share a funny home video, or a video montage you've worked hard on? It could be so simple if you had a box.net widget. You can make your own podcasts, promote photos of your kids-or photos you've taken just for fun. There are little to no limitations. Get some fun out of your blog-and give that fun to your faithful readers as well. It's as easy as anything else you do with your blog...I really like it.

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For Sale: some used extentions...

2007-02-20T15:12:00.000-05:00

Gross. The salon that Brit walked into the other evening to shave her skull, is now selling her hair, the Red Bull she was drinking, the clippers she used, and her Bic instant lighter for the low low price of $1,000,000.00. I know if I had the green, I would certainly invest in this "opportunity of a lifetime." Please, even I'm not that sad. Will anyone really pay this "minimum" amount of a mil for some used up weave? That's nasty. Just nasty.

I can't post the pictures here because they might make some readers ill-plus I'm not about to go risking my blogging career for using what may be copyrighted photos of the former Queen of Teen Pop's disheveled wig. However, if it makes you feel any better, you could add some hot fudge and ice cream...and you'll have a recreation of the infamous "Hot Fudge Wig" incident of 1985. Family joke...I'd explain, but you'd think me crazier than Miss Brit. That's a low I just can't handle.

Bring it on! Review my blog posts and get PAID!!

2007-02-18T20:23:00.000-05:00

Do you understand that YOU can actually get paid to read this blog?? I'm not kidding! The site that I've been doing these little write ups for has started a blog review program that will pay you to read what I write. You can make money, even if you aren't interested in writing sponsored posts! I've only been working with PayPerPost for mere weeks, and I'm already making money. As I've had so much fun in the last year and a half, sharing and writing for old friends, as well as new friends...it's only right to share the wealth! All you have to do is sign up for the program, review one of my posts on your blogs, and start making money. Why haven't you started?

Literally, it takes minutes of effort a day. You will also have the opportunity for more people to see your blog. You put so much into what you have to say-so why should it be limited to a small group of people? It's not called the world wide web for nothing! And like I said, you don't even have to do sponsored posts. Simply add the badge (like I have below) to the bottom of each of your posts, and if people are interested in reviewing your post they will get cash. Oh, and by the way-when they get paid...you get $7.50!

Think about all the different topics you blog about-there are hundreds of people out there interested in the same things you are. If you have the chance to make money for what you write-I think it's silly not to take it. Let me tell you this, I've only been posting for about three weeks time. In said three weeks, I've made about 80 dollars. Again, it's all about the effort. I could be making more, I could be making less...point is...I'm making money that I wasn't before. Getting cash for doing something you already do for free by writing on your blogs? You do the math. Click on the link below and review my post...tell them I sent you...and start typing your way to the bank!

this is a sponsored post. i get paid to write about certain products by payperpost. please read my disclosure policy.

Britney's lost her mind...

2007-02-17T22:30:00.000-05:00

Officially. And apparently her new round of crazy blew her wig off...quite literally! This is a real photo...taken from inside a tatoo parlor. Good gravy...she just lost it all when she cheated on JT. As the man says: "What goes around goes around goes around...comes all the way back around." I know-her hair will grow back...but what of her dignity?

update: according to People magazine online, Britney entered re-hab for about a day and then returned to Cali to shave her head and secure a new tatt. Mother of the year...just a heartbeat away. She claims that she's upset because of all the things people are saying about her that are negative...STOP acting like a jerk then! People are going to talk about you no matter what you do...get over it and pull it together for the sake of your kids. Grow the eff up.

Did you forget to send a Valentine?

2007-02-15T16:27:00.000-05:00

Don't get in trouble, just send it a little late. There are plenty of excuses...the dog ate it...the cat ate it...it fell in the toilet...you accidently dropped it in the peanut butter and spam sandwich you were making. Of course, you could go to Egreetings.com and have the ability to schedule when you want your card sent-so you don't get busted next time. It's pretty simple...and they have all sorts of funny cards...and for those who prefer...some are even a little risque! Oh no you di'int!

There are so many cards available, for all different occasions...birthdays, holidays. Egreetings.com even has some animated cards-for those who like to purvey a little action, rather than a boring piece of paper that doesn't flash or move or talk at all. Save time and money rather than purchasing traditional paper cards. Get a free 30-day trial membership to send unlimited eCards, a yearly subscription is only $13.99. And you won't have to worry about stamps-don't they always seem to go up in price? You have to send a card, and you have stamps-but it gets sent back to you because the prices went up and you didn't have the correct postage. And who has the time during the work week to go buy the 2 cent stamps...so you get lazy and just add another stamp for way over the intended amount. It's a vicious circle. This way you can send free funny eCards, without the hassle of stamps and paper cuts.

this is a sponsored post. i get paid to write about certain products by payperpost. please read my disclosure policy.

Snow-Day Recap

2007-02-15T15:26:00.000-05:00

It's tough having responsibility. Back in the day a "snow day" consisted of laying around like a slug until you were brave enough to go out and play in the cold. At the very least, you'd hear the "school's canceled" announcement and get to sleep a little more! Not this chick. I went to bed around 1am...no idea why. It's just who I am. I set my alarm for 5:30 am to check the announcements...but was ever so kindly awoken by my neighbor's across the street who like to start their car at roughly 4:15-4:30 am every day. Every day. So I dozed for a bit, and then one of my bookstore compatriots called me to tell me the college was closed. I rejoiced for a few moments...then got "to work." I had to make phone calls to change the voicemail, let the home office know we were closed, let my regional manager know we were closed. Then I got involved in a conversation...and before I knew it - it was 7 am and Matt Lauer wanted to tell me about some things. He's funny like that. So I finally went back to sleep...to be woken up for the last time by Peggy who just wanted to fight me all day. I ended up puttering around my room-I'm moving into another room on the back of the house this weekend because I can't take the aforementioned "neighbors" morning wake up call. Jerks. The rest of the day just SPED by...crazy! I wanted to watch Hollywoodland-but apparently I'm more grown up than I care to admit because I just did practical things! What is going on??? I realized that I was getting a little punchy when I was preparing dinner for the family (a lovely pork roast prepared with Chinese 5 spice, as well as mashed potatoes and veggies...I'm a cuisine marvel). So I decided while the roast was roasting-I should be napping. I took a 45 minute power nap-which didn't help at all because I was even more punchy when I got up. Wah. After cleaning up-I retired to my boudoir to empty out some of my stored DVR shows, cry though American Idol (I was totally overtired), and be sleepy and confused through Lost (though not sleepy and confused enough to see the Wizard of Oz allusions!!).

I feel like my snow day was kind of wasted-but all in all-I needed the break from my commute and such. I won't be upset about it...I'll just keep on keepin' on.

PS- The bums from their self imposed trailer park kingdom across the street let me sleep until 4:15 this morning. So kind.

Get PAID to Blog...seriously!

2007-02-15T14:52:00.000-05:00

I know all of you have noticed my frequent blog posts as of late. I'm sure you've all noticed my little disclosure at the end of some of them telling you that I'm getting paid to blog about certain topics. My friend Drew, of The BenSpark fame, has been participating in PayPerPost for quite some time now. At first I was skeptical-I figured it was some scam like those mass emails and pop-up advertisements that promise gift cards and prizes when you participate in a "short survey" (that ends up being 40 minutes long, and you have to buy something). But then Drew started posting about the things he was buying with his PayPerPost earnings. Interesting. He's actually getting what they promised? That's weird. Then I saw him a few weeks ago and he was all excited about PayPerPost, eager to answer any questions I had and make any clarification I needed. I swear, he should work for PPP full time!! I had joined, and was waiting to be approved. Coincidentally, I was approved that week. Since I started earlier this month, I've earned around $70...no lie. I believe I could earn more, but I have to get my page ranking up a bit for some of the blog opportunities to be available to me. So, I've been posting for roughly 5 bones a pop...but there are available opportunities that are way bigger than that...like $1000!! And you can pick the things you want to blog about from literally hundreds of opportunities. There are listings of people that have made thousands of dollars getting paid to blog, so why shouldn't YOU be one of them? Whether you get 10 hits a day, or 10,000...someone is reading your words. Turn those words into cash!

There are other review websites out there that put a 100% markup on what you are making...literally taking half of your hard earned money. PayPerPost only takes a 35% service fee, that means more money in your pocket and more high paid blogging opportunities. Think of Lucy from The Peanuts Cartoons, and how much she loved the sound of "nickels, nickels, nickels!" When you get paid to blog, think of how much you will love the sound of your fingers hitting the keyboard!! Every word just equals more money for you. Why not? Use it for bills, or your make-up habit, or put it towards vacation money. It's your money-do with it what you will! I just think, if you are going to be spending the time blogging...why not get paid for it?

If you do decide to join PayPerPost, use me as a reference and I'll earn some change. Once you get on, and like it, pass the word on to your friends with blogs and keep the circle going! Oh, and FYI...that little blurb at the end of my blog posts...that's called a disclosure, and it's required of all bloggers using payperpost. To get your own disclosure statement, go to www.disclosurepolicy.org.

this is a sponsored post. i get paid to write about certain products by payperpost. please read my disclosure policy.